Bad Teacher? Well how about this English, did you know Shakespeare is kinda like Tupac?

How can you not be romantic about baseball? Give me 40k and I'll do a shot for shot remake of Moneyball where Chris Pratt does nothing but poop his pants

Last 10 minutes of the pod might be some of my favorite ever. So at least watch until that starts. The beginning is an appetizer for what's to come (callbacks and such).

Looked it up, it's definitely true. HIPAA doesn't mean anything to these people.

big broad is gonna teach you the alphabet

You'll be kissing girls next to Orange Julius, with a drink full of pulp

Girlfriend simulator: you make your girlfriend do impressions that you think would be funny (e.g. icky cookie monster)

If someone wants to angel invest 40k for me to make Gremlins 3, I will gladly do so. Vin Diesel will be inspiration for at least one of the Gremlins.

A lot of girl talk and Candace Owens talk. I stand by the idea of heart attack gun resistant bras.

i have an indecent proposal for you