This season of The Golden Bachelorette is giving us everything the regular show lacks—authenticity, humor, and the real kind of love that comes from a lifetime of triumphs and heartbreaks. These golden contestants are unfiltered, unapologetic, and they're here to find their last great love . We've got Jack (er, we had Jack...there will never be another), the caterer from Chicago, giving us Sinatra's "I Did It My Way" and just trying to have a damn good time. No games, no gimmicks—just cannonballs and late-night Le Creuset cooking sessions.
And then there's Pascal, the Frenchman who is all about climbing and avoiding the top bunk thanks to his bad knees, or Mark, who knows what a perfect relationship looks like because he's lived it. His love for his late wife will make you weep into your popcorn. Oh, and let's not forget Jonathan, who somehow claims to be 61 when he looks like he stepped out of a skincare commercial. These men are charming, quirky, and actually know how to fix a garbage disposal. Modern dating could learn a thing or two.
The Golden Bachelorette isn't just about finding love—it's about singing Sinatra until the very last rose. And ABC? We need spin-offs, buddy comedies, and more cannonballs—stat.
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