🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into the shifting dynamics between Craig and Paige is Jesse's horn dog mode of operation, West's effortless prison break, Amanda's fair weather fanbase, Danielle's frenemy tendencies, Lindsay's villain work ethic and... oh Jesus, every single thing that's ever happened on this show today, yesterday and everyday since Stassi came over in a turtleneck bathing suit. What is my life 😵‍💫 #SummerHouse #Bravo #PaigeDeSorbo #RecapAndChill #CraigConover S9 E5

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is the sisterhood between gal pals Craig and Austen. #SouthernCharm #CraigConover #BravoTV #RecapAndChill #CharlestonS10 E13

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into why Kyle sucks so bad is Amanda's capacity for dealing with this dumb dumb. #SummerHouse #Bravo #PaigeDeSorbo #RecapAndChill #CraigConover #RageTextS9 E4

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of Venita's true intentions with a taken man is the receding hairline coming to JT's melon any second now. Enjoy this week's bonus episode where we give a quick brush over Jax's addiction news (which was news to no one), Tom Sandoval's reaction (which no one needed) Taylor's ploy to move over to Southern Hospitality (does anyone want this?), and how Jesse Solomon got his lips to look like Lexi's.#SouthernCharm #CelebrityNews #TheValley #BravoTV #SummerHouseBONUS SPECIAL REPORT

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is the lengths JT will go to not apologize. Or maybe the well Venita has thrown her dignity down.This week, Shep's faux-lationship with Sienna continues to unravel at the seams while he desperately tries to salvage the fabric. If only Craig had brought his sewing machine! #SouthernCharm #ShepRose #SiennaAndShep #CraigConover #BravoTV S10 E12

Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than this week's episode of Summer House is Kyle's thinning rolodex of people who actually want to hear from him. What a friggin loser. #SummerHouse #Bravo #CraigConover #PaigeDeSorbo #RecapAndChillS9 E3

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into these nutters is the bottomless BS from d-bag Dave. Girl, drop him off at his sister's and burn rubber, baby.Join us for the ultimate ‘blind’ date, where the only thing more blind than the love is the foresight.#LoveIsBlind #NetflixReality #RealityTV #DaveandLaurenS8 E7-9

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, the deepest analysis you’ll find on how the world's most diplomatic bachelor sent the tiniest villain ever packing. Adios Carolina.WEEK 5#TheBachelor #GrantEllis #RealityTV #BachelorNation #TVRecap #Carolina

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is Natalie's rabbit hole theory on Shep selling us all a bill of goods in order to reinvent himself and hypnotize all of us into forgetting about his countless weirdo tantrums -- like losing an egg toss, losing to Craig at a dating auction, losing his only serious girlfriend, and losing top billing to Bravo's favorite darlings, Paige and Craig.This week, Shep's faux-lationship with Sienna continues to unravel at the seams while he desperately tries to salvage the fabric. If only Craig had brought his sewing machine! #SouthernCharm #ShepRose #SiennaAndShep #CraigConover #BravoTV S10 E11

🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than this week's episode of Summer House is West's vocabulary. What a friggin loser. When can we roast West? Wouldn't everyone feel better if they could just say to his face that his mustache is as dumb as his Miami bleek wardrobe? Did you know that Jesse Solomon sings? He's not horrible actually. Couple few things: Lindsay's still pregnant, Kyle's still old, Amanda is still being held captive, Ciara's still smokin hot, Paige is still Queen, Carl is still gay, Lexi's cheeks are still sweet, Gabby's still too good for this entire show and Bailee's still... wait, IS Bailee still here? TBD#SummerHouse #SouthernCharm #Bravo #WWHL #RealityTV S9 E2