Shrieking Sirens

Shrieking Sirens

By Sarah Nina LorenSociety & Culture
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Shrieking Sirens episodes

  • 59 - Mr. Peepers
    Finally getting back to you with more nonsense! We cover slang for genitalia, the last time the Sirens all sexed it up, dry spells, treating men like dogs, and our horoscope truths!
    There was a robo-call interruption at the end for Loren and Sarah, so Nina signed off for us. We missed you, dive in!
    51 min
  • I’ve Got A Heart On For You!
    Is it a ghost, a robber, a murderer, or just Loren?  Sarah's fight or flight instincts are tested.   Loren gos for a walk in the woods with a pack of dogs.  Nina makes a huge decision for a major life change and move. In the end, we’re all just gonna take our own advice & give up on men/invest in luxury sex dolls.
    56 min
  • 57- We Give Good Pivot
    Surprise guest this week!  Sarah's sister, Liz, joins us to talk about gentrification in Philly and life after having kids.  Nina floats, Loren recovers from a stomach virus, and Sarah has renovation woes.
    1 hr 2 min
  • DisappointMENt
    Where do we go from here? The Sirens catch up after a lost recording failure, and weigh in on their mental and emotional states. We are WOMEN OF CONSEQUENCE, OK?!?!
    1 hr 1 min
  • Baby Momma’s Momma!
    Is Sarah knocked up— or just hormonal?  How many times have you had to pee on a stick/take a morning after pill? What’s up with men thinking they “can’t get you pregnant” even though they’re begging for unprotected sex? Should our mothers raise our (unwanted) babies? AKA Loren’s mom HAS ISSUES. Was high school the best time in your life?  The Shrieking Sirens as teens were a frightful mess; disordered eating, OCD tendencies, depression, boob drama, going Goth/Hippie, acne, dental woes... We discuss our myriad rage issues, discover the actual meaning of motherhood, and end with a discussion on why people who consume porn experience in-person performance issues/why our culture is obsessed with it, and how porn is affecting all ages and types of people. Nina’s laptop dies and we call it a day!
    43 min
  • Small Wheels, Big Heart!
    We diverge from talking about dating, sex, and love to address Sarah and Loren’s Munchausen by Proxy for their dogs, the “movable cure” theory Loren subscribes to, learn about Mixies via Nina’s new beau, Sarah turned another man into a basement dweller, we get a specific example of Loren's type, and fight about “leggings are/not pants.”
    50 min
  • Find A Friend!
    We've become a True Crime podcast as we investigate Nina's whereabouts.  We also have unexplained UTI's and sore throats.  Sarah thinks she's found a depression solution.  And we just want to grow old and live on a rescue animal farm.
    48 min
  • 52-Butt To Butt
    We share our thoughts on partnered sleeping arrangements & debate aspects of raging narcissistic sociopaths vs. just dudes being privileged dudes. Nina shares about her IRL date after a 3 week man hiatus.  Signs and foibles of drunk Loren.  Sarah's embarrassed by her youthful flirtations, but can “diagnose” any of your psychological damage.
    51 min
  • 50- Witch, a woman who gets what she wants 50% of the time!

    Madame BunnyMoose, a joyful witch who practices Fun Magic, is our special guest this week! Her hypnotic calm voice and wisdom draw us in completely; we cover everything from successful spell casting, dealing with the burdens of empathic energy, healing and opening ourselves up to our powers and kitchen witchery, to meeting mermaids IRL, deciding what mythical creatures we identify with, tapping into some deep seated emotions, and our undercover coven status gels into realization! It gets woowoo, though always hilarious, and we like it that way. Witchcraft started as a means for women/people to come together and understand the Earth, each other, and our desires. Get a crystal, light a candle, have a sweet, and tune into our chat! 

    1 hr 8 min
  • 49-Pop It Like It’s Hot!

    The Sirens are back in their rightful locations, but everything is weird and we’re all germ ridden factories of emotional/physical/mental exhaustion. The tarot card spread we did in NYC channeled a lot of old pain and catharsis through Sarah to Nina, Loren let an unavailable dude go/doesn’t ever want to leave the apartment or make new friends, and we touched on the satisfaction/symbolism of pimple popping in relation to emotional breakthroughs and old, weird relation-shit habits. Sammy dog reverted back to his old habits the moment Sarah returned from her travels, i.e. peeing on the bathroom rug and barking up a storm... 

    47 min

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Funny discussions about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness from the unique perspectives of three 30-something single ladies. Every week we dive into the topics that are on our mind, effect our…