Could it be that I wouldn't survive the zombie apocalypse? No, it is Buzzfeed that is wrong! Join Daniel and Joey as we explore Shrimpo's astounding survival challenge. Then: should you wait to start a farm until you're already out of food, or just eat your friends?

...But they were all of them deceived, for another pizza was made. In the land of Italy, in the fires of the brick-fired oven, the Dark Lord Rocco baked in secret a calzone, to outshine all others.

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