X-Men are everywhere. Genetic mutants - and you might be one of them. And speaking of genes, how much gnome-blood did you inherit from your ancestors?

Join Bill (and the usual suspects) to find out!

#JusticeForSnareDrums

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The wonderful world of ✨Customer Service!✨ Today Jack & Sarah reminisce with us about our core memories formed during our first jobs. Sam's Club, Family Video, Silver Dollar City, and of course - Amish Romance.

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Is arguing with strangers online a classifiable mental disorder? Don't worry - you're in good company. Today we invite JACK to help us therapize Joey's compulsive keyboard skirmishes. And later, is the ocean a soup? Find out using the CUBE RULE OF FOOD!

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What do you mean this sounds fake and made up? BLOCCER is going to be the next big thing, I can already feel it.

And after we discuss America's newest televised sport, join us as we review Wrestlemania, scream about medieval MMA, discuss the price of "housing", and of course - killer snails.

Featuring the one and only BILL

Could it be that I wouldn't survive the zombie apocalypse? No, it is Buzzfeed that is wrong! Join Daniel and Joey as we explore Shrimpo's astounding survival challenge. Then: should you wait to start a farm until you're already out of food, or just eat your friends?

...But they were all of them deceived, for another pizza was made. In the land of Italy, in the fires of the brick-fired oven, the Dark Lord Rocco baked in secret a calzone, to outshine all others.

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You might have seen his name in the weekly poll...heard whispers of him in episodes...now, dear listeners, behold...

GRUNDOR.

He's Joey's new best friend! Join us as we delve into the mythology of the lil guy as he helps Joey (chew screws, Joey!) learn all about himself and how heroic he truly is. Floor almonds, anyone?

Plus, we discuss who, or what, we'd choose to hit with a runaway trolly if the opportunity presented itself. What would YOU do? Would you go for it? Or just let it slip?

Ahhh, love. It's a beautiful thing. Romantic dinners, picturesque walks through a park, and moms who love their sons.... a little TOO much. Wait, what?

We're back with another tier list this week! Join Joey (pound sand, Joey!), Daniel, and Riley as we break down the worst possible red flags your date could possibly have. Hey, they can't ALL be winners.

Got any horrific dating stories of your own? Send them our way at [email protected]. We'd love to hear them and commiserate with you. Or laugh at you. Probably both.

Daniel's hijacked writing the description this week! (kick rocks, Joey)

Does Arby's sell breakfast? Why is Taco Bell the WORST RESTAURANT TO EVER EXIST? Join Joey, Daniel, and Riley as we give you 100% correct opinions that can't possibly be refuted OR reasoned with!

Plus, some neat tips and tricks for you to use when you attend your next funeral. What fun!

Daniel's hijacked writing the description this week! (kick rocks, Joey)

Does Arby's sell breakfast? Why is Taco Bell the WORST RESTAURANT TO EVER EXIST? Join Joey, Daniel, and Riley as we give you 100% correct opinions that can't possibly be refuted OR reasoned with!

Plus, some neat tips and tricks for you to use when you attend your next funeral. What fun!

Now that we've finished talking about sub-par plebeian movies like 2001 Space Odyssey - we're here to talk about REAL cinema. Join us as we go beat by beat, breaking down the absolute masterpiece that is Birdemic. Don't worry about spoilers - why watch it when we describe it in such great detail that you can experience ✨theater of the mind✨