BACK AT IT AGAIN in 2026, we're joined by Brooks and talk about ostriches, giraffes, emus, and other animals that people apparently FARM??

We're starting off strong this year with an episode that... broke. But I am an archivist that won't let even a SCRAP of content go to waste, so enjoy listening to the crumbs that survived my computer's meltdown.⁠Email us!⁠

You have no idea how good this episode is going to be. Let me put it into perspective: this is AS GOOD as an episode of another podcast that's like, really good.

Tantalizing, I know. And today Daniel brings us a host of other metaphors that are even more enticing.

And after that - Joey has an existential crisis about how much of his life was spent on video games.

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Welcome to Elmer's Fun Show... where Elmer talks about things that could theoretically be fun. Is the show fun? No. But that's okay. Elmer's used to it.

AND THEN join Joey & Daniel as we explore Would-You-Rathers and talk about Microsoft's breakthrough into Sci-Fi madness

Failing game franchise? Make it an MMO. Want to make more money? Make it an MMO. Toast falls butter side down? Listen carefully: Make it an MMO.

But be warned - if you take this road, you will have to listen to a horrible rendition of an Obi Wan Romance. Run while you can.

Hollywood Executives, Film Writers, this is my gift to you: the movie ideas that'll save your whole franchise. After all, who WOULDN'T want to explore the marital strife of two Gonk Droids?

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Your votes have not gone unnoticed. Today we review all of the votes that have come in so far!

Then, did Nascar kill Harambe? Should it be legal to produce Centaurs? (No)

All that and more - ONLY ON:

Every Body Takes Poops (EBTP)

So stinky that not even God can save him. The Womble Lump is truly the stuff of nightmares.

But what do YOU hate the most about puffins?

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Are you a Nintendo Wii Normie or a CHAD Xbox COD player? That was a trick question and you failed. Wii Sports forever.

Join Daniel & Joey as we talk about our favorite old games, media, and whether or not there might be a good side to the totally unacceptable practice of internet piracy which we definitely do not endorse. 👀

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Can Bill solo five behemoth basketball players? How far in the wrong direction can his teammates yeet the ball? And why on earth does the soap stink so bad?

TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! Or else. This is a threat.

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Imagine it: the UNSTOPPABLE POWER to make muffins taste like hamsters. To be invisible (whenever your eyes are closed. To waterbend two whole drops of water at a time.

Today we're ranking BAD SUPERPOWERS. Video listeners: stay tuned after the episode for some totally original visuals that I definitely did not generate using slop ai.

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