Hollywood Executives, Film Writers, this is my gift to you: the movie ideas that'll save your whole franchise. After all, who WOULDN'T want to explore the marital strife of two Gonk Droids?

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Your votes have not gone unnoticed. Today we review all of the votes that have come in so far!

Then, did Nascar kill Harambe? Should it be legal to produce Centaurs? (No)

All that and more - ONLY ON:

Every Body Takes Poops (EBTP)

So stinky that not even God can save him. The Womble Lump is truly the stuff of nightmares.

But what do YOU hate the most about puffins?

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Are you a Nintendo Wii Normie or a CHAD Xbox COD player? That was a trick question and you failed. Wii Sports forever.

Join Daniel & Joey as we talk about our favorite old games, media, and whether or not there might be a good side to the totally unacceptable practice of internet piracy which we definitely do not endorse. 👀

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Can Bill solo five behemoth basketball players? How far in the wrong direction can his teammates yeet the ball? And why on earth does the soap stink so bad?

TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! Or else. This is a threat.

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Imagine it: the UNSTOPPABLE POWER to make muffins taste like hamsters. To be invisible (whenever your eyes are closed. To waterbend two whole drops of water at a time.

Today we're ranking BAD SUPERPOWERS. Video listeners: stay tuned after the episode for some totally original visuals that I definitely did not generate using slop ai.

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The sun's own nuclear power can not compare to the sheer mutant strength of the Kansas City Mints' own star batter. Unless he is struck by an asteroid mid-game, that is.

Blaseball was a game from a more sophisticated age - lost to the sands of time. Today Joey and Daniel talk about what once was - as we reflect on the most chaotic sport to ever be.

And after that, consider: If you had a magic dimension-door in your attic, would you rob your parallel self? All this and more on today's episode!

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Look it's not like I want to wear a fedora, I just NEED to have one because what kind of hat collection isn't going to include one of the most infamous hats of all time? I promise I never wore it in public. Guys please believe me, don't listen to Daniel

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Nintendo, I know you're looking for new characters to add to the next Smash Bros. Well LOOK NO FURTHER! For we present: The Best Who Ever Was, Crazy Moses, and The Big Toot.

Join us as Bill guide's us through the roster of fantastical folks he met while playing cop.

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X-Men are everywhere. Genetic mutants - and you might be one of them. And speaking of genes, how much gnome-blood did you inherit from your ancestors?

Join Bill (and the usual suspects) to find out!

#JusticeForSnareDrums

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