Everything But The Point

The sun's own nuclear power can not compare to the sheer mutant strength of the Kansas City Mints' own star batter. Unless he is struck by an asteroid mid-game, that is.

Blaseball was a game from a more sophisticated age - lost to the sands of time. Today Joey and Daniel talk about what once was - as we reflect on the most chaotic sport to ever be.

And after that, consider: If you had a magic dimension-door in your attic, would you rob your parallel self? All this and more on today's episode!

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Look it's not like I want to wear a fedora, I just NEED to have one because what kind of hat collection isn't going to include one of the most infamous hats of all time? I promise I never wore it in public. Guys please believe me, don't listen to Daniel

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Nintendo, I know you're looking for new characters to add to the next Smash Bros. Well LOOK NO FURTHER! For we present: The Best Who Ever Was, Crazy Moses, and The Big Toot.

Join us as Bill guide's us through the roster of fantastical folks he met while playing cop.

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X-Men are everywhere. Genetic mutants - and you might be one of them. And speaking of genes, how much gnome-blood did you inherit from your ancestors?

Join Bill (and the usual suspects) to find out!

#JusticeForSnareDrums

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The wonderful world of ✨Customer Service!✨ Today Jack & Sarah reminisce with us about our core memories formed during our first jobs. Sam's Club, Family Video, Silver Dollar City, and of course - Amish Romance.

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Is arguing with strangers online a classifiable mental disorder? Don't worry - you're in good company. Today we invite JACK to help us therapize Joey's compulsive keyboard skirmishes. And later, is the ocean a soup? Find out using the CUBE RULE OF FOOD!

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What do you mean this sounds fake and made up? BLOCCER is going to be the next big thing, I can already feel it.

And after we discuss America's newest televised sport, join us as we review Wrestlemania, scream about medieval MMA, discuss the price of "housing", and of course - killer snails.

Featuring the one and only BILL

Could it be that I wouldn't survive the zombie apocalypse? No, it is Buzzfeed that is wrong! Join Daniel and Joey as we explore Shrimpo's astounding survival challenge. Then: should you wait to start a farm until you're already out of food, or just eat your friends?

...But they were all of them deceived, for another pizza was made. In the land of Italy, in the fires of the brick-fired oven, the Dark Lord Rocco baked in secret a calzone, to outshine all others.

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You might have seen his name in the weekly poll...heard whispers of him in episodes...now, dear listeners, behold...

GRUNDOR.

He's Joey's new best friend! Join us as we delve into the mythology of the lil guy as he helps Joey (chew screws, Joey!) learn all about himself and how heroic he truly is. Floor almonds, anyone?

Plus, we discuss who, or what, we'd choose to hit with a runaway trolly if the opportunity presented itself. What would YOU do? Would you go for it? Or just let it slip?

Ahhh, love. It's a beautiful thing. Romantic dinners, picturesque walks through a park, and moms who love their sons.... a little TOO much. Wait, what?

We're back with another tier list this week! Join Joey (pound sand, Joey!), Daniel, and Riley as we break down the worst possible red flags your date could possibly have. Hey, they can't ALL be winners.

Got any horrific dating stories of your own? Send them our way at [email protected]. We'd love to hear them and commiserate with you. Or laugh at you. Probably both.