Abject terror this week as we discuss the layered horror that is cult favourite The Babadook, followed by Iranian western-horror-romance A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night. Happy scrubbing!

Come lock yourself in a dirty room with us this week as we discuss the franchise spawner that is James Wan's Saw, followed by noir horror-romance Let The Right One In. Happy showering!

We've had to completely replace our pants this week, as we discuss 2016's Ouija: Origin of Evil for our biggy/classic, the scariest thing to come out of South America since Pablo Escobar in 2017's Terrified for our lesser-known/foreign language. Happy shopping (for new pants)!

It is not a safe week to be a male living with a protagonist, as we discuss 2007's Paranormal Activity for our biggy/classic, and a film that will turn most people veggie in 2016's Raw for our lesser-known/foreign language. Happy mopping!

This week is a mix of very different kinds of scare, as we discuss 1982's Poltergeist for our biggy/classic, and a film with more blood than a black pudding factory in 2008's Martyrs for our lesser-known/foreign language. Happy scraping!

This week is a tale of two films, as we discuss 2014's Ouija for our biggy/classic, and a terrifying confusion fest in 2003's A Tale of Two Sisters for our lesser-known/foreign language. Happy hosing!

Odd week for pants ruining this week, as we discuss horror royalty in the shape of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho for our biggy/classic, and underrated bumhole tightener Funny Games for our lesser known. Happy scraping!

Join us as we slop up our pants at this week's picks: 2012's Conjuring 2 for our biggy, followed by the slow creep that is 2019's La Llorona. Happy flushing!

Join us as we bring the brown rain to this week's picks: 2016's Conjuring 2 for our biggy, followed by the chaos that is 1999's Audition. Happy pressure washing!

Join us as we take a Bisto enema after this week's picks: 1968's Rosemary's Baby for our biggy, followed by the frenzy that is 2007's [REC]. Happy scrubbing!