By June and Harvy
The podcast currently has 159 episodes available.
Well, 2024 has been quite the SOB but we haven't stopped watching bad movies and we've finally got one for you. This is some utter nonsense and the best we can say is that you'll learn some colorful new vocabulary such as "duck butter" and "quiff city."
June and Harvy talk through The Wraith (1986)
Happy New Year! This episode is that Christmas commercial that stubbornly plays through January, the present you have wrapped sitting in the corner for a friend you haven't seen in a month. It's the decoration forgotten on the shelf after the boxes are packed and stored away. It's a missed opportunity...just like this movie. But hey! There aren't any murderers in this one, just a missing girl on a poster.
June and Harvy talk shit through Christmas Twister (2012).
Merry Christmas! In today's movie, a family of three (this is not a typo- there are only three main characters in this movie) and their dog hike into the mountains to get a Christmas tree. SyFy nonsense happens leading to dehydration, shelter building, and explosions. And if you don't care about this movie you really should listen anyway. This episode could save your life. Do it for your family. Do it for your pets. Do it for Christmas.
June and Harvy talk shit through Ice Quake (2010).
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It's a Black Friday special event! Yet another XXX movie! Many of the same jokes we made in the first two! But this one has Ruby Rose and Toni Collette! And so many exclamation points!!!
Quote of today's movie: "Isn't physics basically Geometry?"
Bad action. Bad dialogue. Bad acting. And a special appearance by Gordon Ramsey forcibly shoving a Triscuit in your mouth just like in your fantasy. You're welcome.
June and Harvy talk shit through XXX: The Return of Xander Cage (2017).
Happy Halloween! Made it by the skin of our teeth. In a surprise twist, we accidentally watched a Halloween movie. This movie is about a train and murder mystery dinner and ghosts and a monster under the water which is where the train ended up because of reasons. It's really dumb but you should listen and learn the truth about what happens when you poop on a train.
June and Harvy talk shit through D-Railed (2018).
Summer is over! We watched this when it was still summer but because of procrastination, it is only coming to you now so you're welcome. Julie James wins a trip to the Bahamas to be attempted murdered for the thing she did not do last summer but rather the summer before. But all's well that ends well. Or is it?!
June and Harvy talk shit through I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
Thank you Ted Bundy's wee-wee! This is a movie about needing friends, you can't survive an ancient sea monster (or play foosball) alone. We discuss cream pies and moon pies and all things unrelated to the movie.
June and Harvy talk shit through Underwater (2020).
Nicholas Cage escapes hell and joins forces with Amber Heard to rescue his granddaughter from a cult. But none of that is important. June is a birth doctor, she does births. Ostriches are nine feet tall. And June and Harvy start a band called Sould Fraud and THE Donkey. We've created a whole new genre of music, adding river dance, acrobatics, and a miming donkey.
June and Harvy talk shit through Drive Angry (2011).
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Consider this a late 4th of July gift to appease the spirit of George Washington. No idea what happens in this movie other than we hated it. But it isn't a complete loss as we discuss the idea of starting an Only Fans for those with a urine/cheese fetish (which directly relates to our viewing of the first XXX movie) and talk about buying pictures of feet on the internet.
June and Harvy talk shit through XXX: State of the Union (2005). Hit that follow button wherever you listen and follow us on Instagram @june_harvy.
Lots of dumb idiots make lots of dumb idiot decisions leading to an entire city (and many of the inhabitants) being on fire. They all deserve it and apparently "stop, drop, and roll" was not in the curriculum at whatever dumb idiot school they all attended. Complete nonsense.
June and Harvy talk shit through Ablaze (2001).
The podcast currently has 159 episodes available.