Hello buddies, it's time for another line-skip, this time up to the P's to watch 1981 cult classic Possession starring Sam Neil and Isabella Adjani as two people who perhaps should not be married to one another, goo monster not withstanding. 

Support the show

Whoah, these aren't Shudder movies! Please enjoy this re-release of our ALL TEN SAW bonersode! Should we do another bonersode about the SAW escape room? We beefed it soooo badly. 

Support the show

BUDDIES, WE DID IT. The game was perfect, your hosts are nearly dead, but we have worshiped daily at the altar of horror from the dawn of October 1st to the midnight hour of Halloween. In our final episode on our October lineup, we discuss these movies: Smile 2 (2024), Ju-On (2003), Carrie (1976), Terrified (2017), Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988), Frankenstein (2025), You're Next (2011), Midsommar (2019), and Rec (2007). 

Support the show

The end of the perfect game is near! 

Support the show

Wellllll hello buddies welcome back to THE PERFECT GAME and this week, Katie is...sick as a dog, and oh boy does it show. With one half of our dynamic podcasting duo functioning at about 30%, we do our best to muddle through the next seven movies in our Perfect Game (tm): Pet Sematary (1989), Scream (1996), Prometheus (2012), Hell House LLC (2015), Slither (2006),  The Descent (2005) and Trick 'r Treat (2007).

Support the show

Welcome Buddies, to THE PERFECT GAME. And yeah, it's slowly killing us a little bit, but we'll do anything in pursuit of The Bit. For the first week of TPG, and yeah, it's got its own initialism, we watched the following: Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Calibre (2018), Hausu (1977), The Long Walk (2025), Child's Play (1990), Host (2020) and V/H/S/ Halloween (2025). That's so many movies, but fear not, we have sooooo many opinions. 

Support the show

We're back! After a brief hiatus in the desert, Katie and Cyrus triumphantly return to regale our precious listeners with tales of all the horror properties we watched on our vacation - Alien Earth S1E1 (2025), Alien: Covenant (2017), The Ritual (2017), and The Night House (2020). Also included are the plans for the rest of October,m our "perfect game", and weird transatlantic announcer accents. 

Support the show

This week, Cyrus and Katie sit down for a movie with that starts out promising and turns into a total disjointed trainwreck - not unlike this podcast! All You Need Is Death (2023) has everything - affairs, folk music, an old lady in a cupboard, shadow monsters, gender weirdness, and PUPPETS. Come on down and shame Cyrus for being a hiking pervert, listen to our hot takes about bad movie titles, and where to get yourself a Temu vaginoplasty. 

Support the show

A pet baby alligator is flushed down a toilet and survives in the city sewers. Twelve years later, it grows to an enormous size thanks to a diet of discarded laboratory dogs injected with growth hormones. Now, humans have entered the menu.

Horror movies can be about a lot of things - grief, loneliness, change, the unknown - but sometimes, horror is about a scary thing being REALLY, REALLY BIG. Alligator is a movie that says "the alligator is very scary in its natural habitat, so let's take it out of that habitat and have it just sort of gingerly waddle around a scale model of a city". It's a movie with 3/5ths of an alligator puppet, a lead actor with a rapidly receding hairline, and a really very bad sequel. We also talk briefly about Crawl, which was actually decently scary, if you're scared of alligators, which Katie, unfortunately, is. 

Support the show

Determined to outshine her beautiful stepsister, Elvira resorts to extreme measures to win the prince's heart in this dark re-imagining of the Cinderella fairy tale.

We're jumping to the U's for a second to bring you guys Den Stygge Stesøsteren (2025) - The Ugly Stepsister for us English speakers, and this one is a DOOZY. Y'all, this one is so good. It's so gross. It's so good and so gross. A beautiful body horror nightmare that had us literally squirming in our seats and nauseated just thinking about some of the scenes. Love that for us. Also mentioned are the SAW escape room, children's literature academic Maria Tatar, and how many wieners and buttholes should be in Cinderella. 

Support the show