Join the local pudgy putz and ancient analigist to discuss all types of ill sh!t.  Chris doesn't feel like humping recently.  Jason hates Burger King.  Ex-coworker and local moron gets national exposure for being a loser fighting over a foul ball.  Nate Diaz wins any fight to the death.   Jason backs her girl, Ilhan, but then the guys probably sound like idiots talking about Muslims.  Chris bought a penis pump but is scared to use it.  Can you flick the bean of a cicada?  All that and much more.  Stop snorting arsenic and join us for another week of world saving conversation.