Join a plump peckerhead and a fossilized philanderer to delve into all the important things in the world.  Chris thinks Jason is too picky when calling a "craps game" while Jason wonders why Chris is into Grandmas.  Should men proudly get liposuction and expect the rest of us to not give them a hard time for it?   Both guys take a hard stance against straight men piercing their nipples.  Chris is going to have a lady friend bleach his butthole.  Jason hates people that care what Cleveland calls their crappy baseball team.  Both men agree that Jeff Bezos is an a$$hole.  All that and a bag of chips.  Stop frolicking in your garden and join us for another week of solving world issues and laughing at farts.