As Dee approaches his 50th birthday, he’s inspired by the looksmaxxing social media influencers who promote unrealistic beauty standards to impressionable young men. Boner Villain calls in to wish Dee and Kate a happy new year and a listener shares his experience with cumnog. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Dee and Kate celebrate the worst Xmas ever with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele in Part 2 of the SW Holiday Show Spectacular.

Dee and Kate celebrate the worst Xmas ever with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele in Part 1 of the SW Holiday Show Spectacular.

Dee has always found the idea of Santa Claus to be a bit creepy but he would never murder him in front of a group of screaming children like one-eyed, Nazi pedophile Paul Shafer who founded a fanatical Christian compound in Southern Chile. Listener calls in about Jewish Christmas. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Kate rhymes with hate and in this episode, Kate is full of it. As the holiday season approaches, you are forced to spend time with family members you see once a year who will inevitably ask invasive questions about your uterus. This year, S&W helps you respond to those infuriating breeding questions. Boner Villain wishes Dee a happy holiday season and Driver calls in with a December challenge. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Dee and Kate think everyone should do background checks on their Thanksgiving dinner guests. You never know if they might have killed, dismembered, cooked and stored their husband’s body parts like “Black Widow” Omaima Nelson. The WAD calls in about being SA’d. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Dee and Kate chat with America’s favorite Stepmom Ryan Keely about Halloween themed sex parties, shooting nun porn in Beverly Hills, and her new Dungeons and Dragons podcast I Seduce the Dragon. Caller asks how much masturbation is too much. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Dee and Kate’s dark family secrets hardly compare to those of the Alexander family which include messianic cults, incestual orgies and ritualistic murder. Marshall Island Tony calls in about the Japanese attitude towards WW2. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

The cult-like infatuation of Donald Trump inspires Kate to explore the conspiracy theory that a Satanic cult orchestrated the Son of Sam murders of the 1970s. Listener calls in with some pressing questions for Kate and Driver is tormented by Facebook’s algorithm. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Making a concerted effort to avoid the election, Dee and Kate chat about the many deaths and mutilations that occur at amusement parks, in particular the notorious Action Park in New Jersey. Vibrato calls in with a history lesson. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.