Sideline Banter

Adit is going on a juice cleanse to rid his body of all the alcohol he’s been drinking in 2021 (0:42 - 3:11). The Warriors upset the Lakers and are starting to look like a decent team. We discuss our expectations for this team after the first quarter of the season (3:13 - 13:40). The curse of Keanu has been lifted off the Buffalo Bills… Keanu explains why he does this ahead of Championship Sunday… (13:41 - 28:27). Clare and Dale are donezo (shocker), while this week’s Bachelor episode was the Sarah crying for 2 hours show (28:28 - 39:22). The Mets GM was fired for sending a female reporter 60(!!) consecutive messages capped off with a few lewd picks of his pee-pee… with no reply. We talk about similar stories from our friends and the rules behind sending pictures like these… (39:23 - 1:06:55).

We react to the James Harden mega-deal that sent him to the Brooklyn Nets (3:08 - 16:11). After that, we recap last week’s NFL Wild Card games then preview this weekend's Divisional Round games (16:12 - 28:52). Deshaun Watson wants out of Houston, and the 49ers need a quarterback…. interesting…. (28:53 - 34:57). This week’s Bachelor was eventful, to say the least; we cover Victoria’s issue of gaslighting other contestants and our frontrunners after 2 episodes (35:04 - 50:14). It only took Mookie Betts 15 years to propose to his girlfriend, which made us think about the idea of proposals in general… (50:15 - 1:04:26).

Special Guest James Trotter joins the show! We kick things off by recapping the first episode of The Bachelor's new season (10:11 - 19:30). Then we take a trip down memory lane and talk about some of our fondest memories from college… (19:31 - 35:34). Wild Card weekend is around the corner, so we preview some of the most enticing matchups this weekend. ( 35:36 - 43:06). Mant’i Teo is back in the news, which makes us reflect on the times where someone tried to catfish us in Portland  (43:07 - 53:35). We close the show by introducing a new guest segment called “Social Stalkers,” where we dig up some of James’ old social media posts and ask him for more context… (53:38 - 1:08:45).

Adit and Keanu both lose their Fantasy Football Championships.. which prompts Keanu to use his curse on the Buffalo Bills (2:12 - 11:47). We then introduce a new segment called “Top Toks,” where we break down the latest trends and news from Tik Tok… This week we talk about the D’amelio’s getting their own TV Show on Hulu and how viral content is not as authentic as it used to be (17:24 - 24:53). In Top Bantz, we banter about Hilaria Baldwin faking her Spanish identity.. then we get into the times where we faked our own identities to spice up our vacations (24:57 - 36:13). The show ends with our New Year’s resolutions as well as the wildest resolutions we found on Twitter (36:15 - 46:34).

Our San Jose State Spartans won the Mountain West and got stuck playing in some wack ass bowl game against Ball State…  We rant.. (1:22 - 15:23). Then we react to the Dubs stinker of a season opener (15:24 - 25:56). Adit has to eat the Meat Mountain Sandwich at Arby’s because he lost Fantasy Bachelorette….  We discuss how things got to this point (25:57 - 37:55). To get into the Holiday Spirit, we bring back Rule of Thirds and talk about our top Christmas memories (37:56 - 1:03:19).

The show kicks off with a little sports banter, and we talk about Adit’s complete lack of knowledge when it comes to barbershops. (1:20 - 14:31). After that, the host of the “Can’t Stopper Podcast,” Jessica Stopper, joins the pod. We cover many topics, from tips on picking up a bartender’s phone number to red flags in potential dating partners. We also recap last night’s hometowns on The Bachelorette and pick our winners for next week's finale (14:32 - 54:44). The episode wraps up with Top Bantz, where we break down Dwight Howard’s snake collection and how petrified of snakes we are.. (55:10 - 1:10:06).

We bring back right swipe/left swipe to discuss various topics in the sports world, including the upcoming Floyd Mayweather/Logan Paul fight and the Premier League (2:15 - 24:30). Then we dive into the fight for Tayshia’s heart in Fantasy Bachelorette as we debate over our top contenders heading into Hometown week (24:31 - 36:40). After that, we introduce a new segment called “Would You Rather”… where we react to stories submitted by our listeners. This week we react to our listener's best lies they’ve ever gotten away with (36:42 - 48:00). Lastly, we banter about potential “sports” we’d like to see in the Olympics Games (48:01 - 59:23).

We kick things off by giving our thoughts and prayers to Nate Robinson and the people who were crushing on Kelly Oubre (2:17 - 10:51). Followed by a recap of last night’s Bachelorette episode, including people from our past who may have come on a little too strong. (10:52 - 25:18). Marshawn Lynch headlines our Top Bantz segment with a pregame ritual that included Henny (25:28 - 29:41). And we close the episode out with our top 3 most symbolic alcoholic beverages (29:42 - 43:38).

How will the Warriors look after drafting Wiseman but dealing with Klay Thompson’s potential season-ending injury (0:43 - 9:00)? We recap the last episode of the Bachelorette, including the awkwardly forced arguments between Ed and Chasen.. then draft our week 3 lineups. (9:45 - 23:00). Our Top Bantz story features Lavar Ball’s take on his son being able to avoid the “hoes,”… and then we share a couple of our own college dating experiences... (23:02 - 34:43). Swiping left or right on the USMNT chances of qualifying for the 2022 World Cup and James Harden’s potential move to the Nets. (34:46 - 44:45). We cap things off in Rule of Thirds with the top 3 fictional characters we’d like to see on our favorite basketball team. (44:48 - 53:42).