Opening Takes: NFL Sundays with significant other, NFL woke & Chiefs having Free Rashee Rice shirts made confused everyone

CFB: Clemson falls to GA Tech, Brian Kelly loses it on reporter, Are we buying stock in Vandy?, Virginia Tech & UCLA fire coaches, UT v Georgia & Miami is on Natty watch

NFL: Full slate recap!!!

Ballers & Bums

Parlay to Poverty

Opening Takes: Angel Reese Shoe drop fail, Steve Ballmer & Kawhi scandal, Lamar v Josh Allen

Quick Hitters:

Titans stadium update

Belichick bans Pats scouts from UNC

NFL Taunting Policy

Tom Brady v Bears

Amari Cooper Retires day before Season

CFB:

Fire Billy Napier & Replace with Coach O, Gruden or Urban Meyer

NFL FULL SLATE BREAKDOWN

Over Reactions

Parlay to Poverty

Opening Takes: Ryan Day nipple piercing, Dylan Raiola blaming God for looking like Mahomes, Bill's 1st outing at UNC

CFB:

UT Syracuse- New QB please

Texas OSU- Arch wasn't good, elite defense on both sides, Jeremiah Smith drops

FSU Bama- DeBoer should be on the hot seat but buyout is $70 million, Ryan Williams brings anxiety doll to game, FSU storms field

LSU Clemson- Brian Kelly actually won a game that matters

Miami ND- Is Carson Beck all the way back? Miami games at night are elite aura

NBA:

Dorris Burke demoted thank goodness

NFL:

ESPN mural

Micah Parsons gets traded to GB & becomes highest paid non QB ever

NFL lifts media ban on TB12

Tyreek Hill INSANE alimony payments

NFL SZN predictions: MVP, OPOY, DPOY, ROY, SB Matchup

Titans & Pats record prediction

Parlay to Poverty

Opening Takes: Austons new gf, blind band test, College Footballs scheduling issue

Arch Manning, How good is OSU, OSU v Texas, Lee Croso last game

Hard Knocks stinks

NFL: Browns trade Kenny Pickett, Bengals paying players, Jakes top 10 players list

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce engaged

Baseball stat

Drat of Poverty franchises

Opening Takes: WNBA turns down salary increases, Shohei Ohtani might be a scum bag, John Wall Retires

CFB is BACK!!

CFB New playoff system, the Top 5. Michigan gets handed punishment for Stallions cheating scandal

NFL

How much it costs to get all NFL games & why the NFL is greedy

Daniel Jones QB1 Colts

Druski goes on ESPN with Barry Sanders jersey

The Wheel: building offense in football

Draft: Things dudes talk about when hanging out

Opening Takes: Blind QB test, Trail Blazers sell for 4 billion, First female Umpire

Oklahoma QB John Mateer alleged gambling

Jon Gruden wins appeal against Goodell

Dak vs Eagles Cap

Shedeur's tunnel walk

Brady Statue

ESPNNFL Top 5 QB list

Draft of the best QB Seasons of all time

Opening Takes: Test Shots for everyone, WNBA Dildo Situation, Who would be the goat if MJ Lebron & Kobe didn't exist

Tom Brady deal with lineman

NFL sells out to ESPN

Micah Parsons done with Cowboys?

NFL Hall of Fame 1st year eligible players

Hills we will die on draft

Opening Takes: Jake gets put on blast, Championship rings in Adult softball are gay, Shaq going off again about him winning multiple finals in a row that never happened

Christian Wilkins cut cause he's gay

Steelers & Aaron Rodgers

AJ Brown trade revisited

NFL Quarter Century Team

Building a WR

Separate the Art from the Artist draft

Opening Takes:

-A dudes group chat

-New Vacation Take

-WNBA players wearing pay us what you owe us shirts

-Coldplay concerts

-MLB ALL Star Game new format

-Dame back to Blazers

-Steelers Playoff hopes

-Shane Gillis kills the ESPYs

-Draft of names that are the same

The boys catch up

Opening Takes: Tom Brady is on a generational run, Lebron can remember plays since high school.... sick, Covs worst take of all time

WNBA expanding to 18 teams in the worst locations ever

NBA News: Dame out, Ace Bailey, Malik Beasley Gambling

Kevin Durants place on the top 15 players since 2000

Building a QB