In which the Goblins invite you to Stardew Valley to race with some beans. From a lack of coordination for driving or weaponry (excluding bows), to the stress of escaping Slenderman or some zombies, big-boobed vampire ladies, the magic of games within games, good geometry graphics, and the friendship-destroying powers of Mario Party.

Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B

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