Football Guys' Sigmund Bloom makes his first appearance on the Randomizer and goes on an 18-round trip where he compares players to the Roman Coliseum and panda bears, locates a hacky sack, and treats us to some ASMR.

Timestamps:

00:00 - Intro

02:42 - What does Sigmund Bloom know about the Randomizer?

05:54 - Entering the draft and getting the 1.01, Sigmund tells us who is a fraud in 2024

08:25 - Would Isaac Guerendo be good for this team in round 2? Or should we drat Derrick Henry?

10:55 - Which player returning from injury will have the biggest impact?

14:39 - ChatGPT looks like they’re doing best ball drafts now using Roman history for strategy

17:39 - Fantasy football was better in the “old days” when people used magazines for information

23:55 - Does Sigmund Bloom have a hacky sack in his house?

25:02 - Is Pete going to hire Sigmund for a position at Susquehanna International Group?

29:35 - Would Sigmund Bloom ever dabble in ASMR? Reviewing the team in ASMR

31:14 - How can Aaron Rodgers relate to a giant panda?

36:16 - Can Sigmund name twelve different flowers to draft a good player?

38:50 - Does Sigmund Bloom know his fellow Syracuse Alumni?

44:08 - Are bucket hat wearers homeless or millionaires?

45:59 - What can Sigmund Bloom find in his couch cushions?

51:10 - Is Bijan Robinson HIM or does Tyler Allgeier still have something to say?

52:47 - Welcome to the wild where we learn about WR3s

57:19 - Who is the more irrational head coach in the NFL?

59:21 - How is Bo Jackson like Aurora Borealis?

1:02:25 - Can Sigmund Bloom name every song from Grateful Dead's “American Beauty”?

1:07:38 - Reviewing this wonderfully constructed randomizer team?