Windows are evil, the ground we walk on is evil. There are so many commonplace evils that we don't even think to acknowledge and deal with. In this podcast I try to scrape the surface of these scary subjects.

Hiding things can be fun, but also useful.

We all have had problems with popping balloons. Well I have the solution.

The usefulness of the cold has never been stronger. I can use the cold to protect myself, my house and do some fun stuff with it too! I like dry ice.

This episode I tell you about my experience running to the McDonald's 10 miles away from my house with a sweaty dollar in my hand, hoping to buy a Mcchicken off the dollar menu to eat at home. And I'll tell you, this story is about deception, manipulation, and betrayal. This is definitely my darkest podcast yet, so please buckle up, because you're in for a drive thru.

I'm going to be honest, this podcast wasn't that great. But in this episode you will at the very least get a whole bunch of money by making parking meters cry. And I'm not trying to make a ponzie scheme or anything, but if you make money off of making meters cry, then you might want to send me 20% of your earnings and also refer other people and take 20% of their earnings too. So please dont expect a good episode please, because if you do I'm not going to be happy with you, my friend. I mean seriously, can you really just not expect a good episode please? In fact, can you expect the opposite? Because if you expect to be dissatisfied, then I think you'll be very satisfied that you are right. And I know you are smart big guy, so please just give this a quick and intelligent listen. Play this episode while you do something unique and meaningful, like driving a car, or sitting at home, or waiting for a train. Have a good day my tough strong smarty.

Some may not know the process of combining the value of art. The process starts from an original painting being bought by a prominent artist. Then scraping off the paint of that piece until the canvas is completely white again and painting your own original painting over that. This process allows for the combination of value from the artist you bought it from and the art you make. It can double or even more in price when this is done. Think of it as adding new doors and windows to a home, increasing it's value.

So pretty much what happened yesterday was I went to a bar and bought a big glass from them and then I went to a glasses store and bought the biggest glasses from them. I had accomplished my complete and full meaning in life by doing those two things. So I'm pretty proud of yesterday and proud of my 40 40 vision.

The colors blue and green have switched ever since I have taken these vitamins. All of the color teal must be destroyed because of the terrible vibrations.

The process of getting into jail and being processed out of jail. The different things that go on in jail and the interesting people inside. There are funny people in jail.

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