Silver Screen Sound Machine

VINCERRRROOOOOOOOOO!!

Dave and Tom dust off their shell suits, their BASF tellys, and prepare to take a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of sports on TV, when theme tunes were proper theme tunes and apparently every sporting event needed an orchestral fanfare big enough to announce the arrival of the Queen.

In this episode, the boys tackle some of the most iconic sports themes ever to grace the telly. From the unmistakable Snooker theme (Drag Racer) music so classy you can practically hear the balls being potted in a waistcoat... to the legendary F1 theme, (The Chain) which made even changing gear in a Ford Fiesta feel like a high-speed pursuit around Silverstone.

They'll also enter the arena for Gladiators, where the theme tune was louder than a shoulder pad and twice as subtle, before taking a trip to the iconic Channel 4 Racing theme, and Grandstand the BBC sporting institution that could somehow make everything from horse racing to rugby feel like the most important event since the moon landing.

Then of course...there’s Nessun Dorma, the operatic anthem that turned World Cup Italia 90 into a nationwide Italian restaurant commercial, and convinced millions of British viewers that they too understood opera. Nessun Dorma? More like Nessun Drama… although Dave and Tom may disagree.

So grab your Golden Wonder, put the kettle on, and join Dave and Tom as they ask the only question that really matters:

Were sports theme tunes better back then… or are we just getting old?

There’s only one way to find out.

Cue the balls!!

BONUS MATERIAL:

Steve Christie’s ‘’Firebird’’ Bravestar parody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_fCOV0fTvc

#sportsthemes #2SSM #80s #70s #Snooker #Dragracer #F1 #TheChain #Grandstand #HorseRacing #cliveEverton #Pavarotti #Nessundorma #Italia90 #Gladiators #daft #soundtracks #comedy #podcast #silverscreensoundmachine #SSSM #nostalgia #TV #TVthemes #OST

"Those goddamn ducks..."

This week Dave and Tom are diving head-first into the gabagool-filled jukebox that is The Sopranos Season 1 soundtrack.

From the iconic "Woke Up This Morning" by Alabama 3 (they’re from Crewe you know!) that practically whacks you over the head with attitude, to the soulful depths of "Inside of Me", the hypnotic groove of "Mystic Eyes", the rebellious spirit of "I Feel Free", and the lonely highway menace of "State Trooper", the guys break down the songs that helped make Tony's world feel larger than life.

Expect plenty of musical wiseguy talk, questionable Italian-American accents, impromptu quizzes, and more bad puns than Paulie Walnuts has tracksuits.

So grab yerself a plate of baked ziti, park yourself by the Bada Bing, and join the boys as they cherry-pick the highlights from a soundtrack that's capo di tutti capi of TV music.

Because when it comes to The Sopranos, it's not just about who gets clipped—it's about what was playing on the stereo when it happened. 🎵🍝🚬

BONUS MATERIAL:

Kula Shaker - Govinda Live At The Plymouth Pavillion 26 Jan 1997 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWw9q7PlLbY

‘’I’ll get a Wimpy’’

In this spine-tingling, synth-dripping episode, Dave and Tom bravely descend into the dangerously underfunded corridors of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, where the beats are as haunted as the hospital and the budget is flatter than Dr. Rick Dagless M.D.’s coke float (sorry Dag).

The lads lovingly dissect the iconic soundtrack, including the sultry (and questionably HR-compliant) anthem “One Track Lover,” which proves that romance is alive and well, as long as it’s extremely repetitive and slightly unsettling. Meanwhile, “Scotch Mist” drifts in like a fog of pure ‘80s ambience, or possibly just a side effect of something Dr. Lucien Sanchez left uncapped in the lab.

Expect deep dives into other standout tracks that sound like they were composed on a haunted Casio keyboard during a power outage. We’ll also pay tribute to the unforgettable cast: Garth Marenghi himself (author, visionary, dreamweaver, definitely not compensating), Dean Learner (producer, ladies’ man, bearer of mysterious subplots), and the ever-intense Liz Asher, who brings both psychic energy and questionable medical credentials to the mix.

So pull back your hood, plug in your headphones, and enjoy... well, I SAY enjoy

BONUS MATERIAL:

Doris Norton - Raptus - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgHixmkV3xI

“Thundercats, Thundercats, Thundercats….HOOOOOO!!!”

Dust off your VHS tapes and prepare for a nostalgia overload! In this episode, the boys dive headfirst into the gloriously over-the-top world of 1980s cartoon theme tunes.

We’re talking heroic guitar riffs, synths that could power a small city, and lyrics that explain the entire plot before the first ad break.

Among others, the chaps unravel the epic, thunderous drama of Thundercats (because subtlety was clearly illegal in the '80s), marvel at how Inspector Gadget made “go-go” sound like a legitimate strategy, and groove through the high-octane cool of M.A.S.K (where the theme song is somehow faster than the cars).

Oh…and of course, we’ll take a deep dive into DuckTales, the only theme that can make you want to solve mysteries, manage a billionaire’s finances, and dance like Beyoncé at the same time.

Expect big tunes, bigger nostalgia, and at least one co-host attempting a dramatic “DuckTales! AWoo-oo!” (badly).

Another Christmas missave from the glazed ham to all of our listeners.

Have a very Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and have a top New Year.

Much love, The SSSM Team - Dave, Tom & Our Brian

The music used in this episode was - Wish Background.

By Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com

Licensed under Creative Commons

SNAAAAAAAAAKEEEE!!

The very first episode of our off-season' spin-off, Second Screen Sound Machine:

"METAL GEAR SOLID" - OST (1998 From the PlayStation 1 videogame)

This was a lot of fun, and very much a 'love-letter' to one of the best games ever made. Expect all manner of shite impressions. and 'sound effects' as the lads sneak their way through the standout tracks from this iconic videogame soundtrack.

#2SSM #metalgearsolid #snake #SECONDSCREENSOUNDMACHINE #podcast #solidsnake #playstation #vídeogames #soundtracks #ost

"I've not had chance to fart today..."

Well, there you have it folks. We've come to the end of our second season, and 10 episodes that are quite the rollercoaster ride. In this final episode of the season, the lads (and Brian) grab a tin, and do some reflecting on the myriad of sounds that made up SSSM Season 2.

So, put your feet up, pop on the headphones and enjoy being led by the hand as Dave and Tom guide us through their final thoughts and share exciting plans for the future of SSSM.

“Zed's dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”

In this, the SEASON TWO FINALE - the lads open the briefcase of cool and let that golden glow of 1990s swagger blind them, as they tackle the beast that is the Pulp Fiction soundtrack…aka the mixtape that made you quote from the bible.

We’re talking surf rock, country, soul, and a dash of Samuel L. Jackson’s great vengeance and furious anger. From the utterly anthemic “Misirlou” shredding harder than Vincent Vega on a dance floor, to the tender strains of “Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon” making everyone feel both hopelessly romantic and deeply uncomfortable, this hand-picked soundtrack is a masterclass in making chaos sound classy.

Also - expect a heated debate on whether “Flowers on the Wall” is a carefree flowerchild romp or a deeply depressive cry for help AND tips on how to survive an attack from boogie-woogie vampire, Jools Holland.

It’s retro, it’s reckless, and it’s got more grooves than Tarantino’s favourite foot pics. 🕶️💥

BONUS CONTENT:

Lemmings Paintball Pulp Fiction Spoof - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIG4EIsFAF0

Fun Lovin' Criminals - Scooby Snacks - https://youtu.be/HEMjF2n3-SQ

Jan August - Misirlou - https://open.spotify.com/track/6TaEkHgzQ6gFqEvXZyZ0HI?si=674b8bfb781b4d1a

Cartoon Network Pulp Fiction Parody (Featuring Shaggy & Droopy Dog) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36u-2Ge8vEE

Spy Hard Pulp Fiction Parody - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Ozj5SXstE

Neil Diamond - Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon - https://open.spotify.com/track/7J8qTx9CRh9tXRh74YmyOT?si=316c10ce81e94a10

The Champs - Tequila - https://open.spotify.com/track/5gJKsGij5oGt5H5RSFYXPa?si=a1cf20782d564a08

“I’m the welcome wagon, it’s nice to meet’cha, friend!”

Hadouken your ears!

The lads are back (joined by good pal, and all-round Street Fighter connoisseur James “Jimmy” Bennett) and they’re all diving fist-first into the soundtrack for Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie — a 90s grunge-fest where Alice in Chains, Silverchair, Korn and KMFDM among others, battle for sonic supremacy.

We’ll throw down on the heavy riffs, wild moods, and cultural chaos that made Street Fighter II more than just a game — it was a global phenomenon that turned arcade cabinets into arenas, and anime fans into headbangers.

From Alice in Chains’ powerful “Them Bones” to Silverchair’s raw “Israel’s Son” and KMFDM’s industrial “Ultra,” this soundtrack hits harder than a Sonic Boom at full volume. The lads will also delve into their hazy early teen years, and uncover many a riveting anecdote, which may, or may not, include: Video-shop fountains, wet Mcdonalds bags….and Maplins!

It’s nostalgia, noise, and nonsense — one big musical Combo Breaker! 💥

Bonus Content:

Street Burger - Japanese McDonald’s Commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrNj7JxZVc0&feature=youtu.be

Pablo Cruise - Love Will FInd A Way

https://open.spotify.com/track/2LqzuRukwnpeWYLXBtiwmq?si=ee367d9adefc46bb

Shpongle - Dorset Perception

https://open.spotify.com/track/5SBrBmHBMD1FjHZrWdabsK?si=ac63a2ea84a6400c

Enya - Orinoco Flow

https://open.spotify.com/track/4bQNusmmVudLxIiexglzh6?si=96a4dd2bfa994a64

John Davis and The Monster Orchestra - I Can’t Stop

https://open.spotify.com/track/7uD4gSr8Dp01R3gwzO9XdW?si=7050b2724e2b4bef

‘’LIP MY STOCKINGS!’’

In this episode, Dave and Tom dive into the hazy, dreamy world of Lost in Translation — the 2003 Sofia Coppola film where Bill Murray whispers things, Scarlett Johansson wears wigs and stares at city lights, and the real star? The freakin’ soundtrack.

Join the boys as they sip Suntory whiskey (for podcasting times), and dissect standout tracks like Death in Vegas' "Girls", Phoenix’s "Too Young", and that one moment when Bill croons Roxy Music’s "More Than This" with the weary energy of a karaoke philosopher.

We’ll explore how Coppola handpicked tracks like she was curating the ultimate Tokyo heartbreak mixtape, and how My Bloody Valentine fans (me neither) were thrilled to find Kevin Shields back in action — even if only briefly.

Expect awkward metaphors, strong opinions about ambient guitar fuzz, dodgy Japanese accents, and at least one attempt to explain shoegazing to millennials.

In addition to all this fun, the boys catch up with Brian about his holiday in Rhyl, explore the merits of the ‘3-pube method’ (try it yerself!) and discuss JML tat. What’s not to love??

It’s moody. It’s melodic. It’s more than this.

BONUS CONTENT:

Sébastien Tellier - Divine - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZQjBCvFd9E

Death In Vegas - Scorpio Rising - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJu6vG64C2M

The Moog Cookbook - Black Hole Sun - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCjQYj-rv7I

The Jesus and Mary Chain - The Two of Us (feat. Sky Ferreira) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhXSQrm5IW0

The Verve - Deep Freeze - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmD7TWxaQw

Korn - Earache My Eye - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSyoZ9ZfWuE

Patty Smith - When Doves Cry - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXNJnUbv7OA

U2 & Patty Smith - Dancing Barefoot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffryv4bOGR0