Today Simon's family took ownership of their sixth pet.  They now have two birds, two cats and two dogs.

Question: How many are in your pet family?

Simon was surprised at the pleasant smell of the new air freshener in the 3AW men's toilets and was heard to remark "Gee the men's toilets smell nice".  It was possibly the first time that phrase has ever been spoken.

Question: What phrases do you never hear? 

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