Simply Bitcoin: Wake Up Call

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FRIDAY RUNDOWN

Coordinated FUD 

Suisse Warning 

Fed Pivot 

Mortgages  

Franc Support 

India CB 

German CPI 

Bukele Druckenmiller 

FED Social Credit Score 

AML Amendment 

Miners 

Kazakhstan 

Microstrategy

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WTF is going on in the UK and the Bond Market, let's find out. 

RUNDOWN 

Repeating Rome 

CBDCs 

Bonds 

UK 

Saylor 

BTC and GBP 

Dalio 

Yuan 

Lummis 

CFTC

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WEDNESDAY RUNDOWN

-Yellen Out?

-Europe in Crisis

-Nexo

-$5.6B Laundering Scheme

-FTX Fried

-JPow and Lagarde

-$250M Miner Fund

-Strike $80M

-Fidelity $60M

-NYT Bitcoin

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TUESDAY RUNDOWN

IRS

GOLDMAN LAYOFFS

FALLING KNIVES

BONDS CRASHING

DOLLAR 20YR HIGH

BOJ YIELD CONTROL

NUBANK

FTX

NEWSOM VETO

NEXO

SNOWDEN

MARK YUSKO

RECORD SHORTS

INFLATION PEAKED?

COMMODITIES DROP

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THE RUNDOWN 

Kraken 

Bond Bubble  

Caitlin Long 

Global Recession 

China in Trouble 

Japan Yen 

Gold 

Gov. Debt 

Defund CBC 

Sterling Lows

S&P 500 40% Drop

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THE RUNDOWN

Japanese Yen 

Bahrain 

Uk Recession 

US Recession 

Fraud 

$ Collapse 

Yellen

$500K Bitcoin

US Cyberattack

$45B in Fraud

Russia Bullish

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RUNDOWN 

Russia Mining 

French Bank 

Lebanon  

S&P 500 

Military Surveillance 

Carl Icahn 

POS Big Oof 

MiCA BILL 

IRAN CBDC 

FED 75 bps 

JESSE POWELL 

$100K BTC 

UAE

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THE RUNDOWN

NASDAQ and Bitcoin

mETH a Security

Inflation Good?

Disinflation

FOMC 2 pm ET

Regulatory Clarity

Quantum Computers

Saylor BTFD

Colorado and Bitcoin

Stablecoin Ban

Sanctions on OSS

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TODAY'S RUNDOWN 

Queen Scams 

FED Pivot 2024? 

Housing Report 

Rate Hike 

Markets Bonds Up 

Consumer Debt 

Bitfarms Argentina 

SEC charges Influencer 

$160M Hack 

Interpol & Do Kwon 

Yen 24yr Low 

FED CBDC

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The Rundown

-Massive Rate Hike

-Spot Bitcoin Sinks

-Dollar 110.78

-Dormant Supply

-FED

-Inflation

-S&P 500

-$432M Liquidations

-mEth Centralized

-Hurricane

-Thailand

-Econ Boost

-94% Dominance POW