Tis the season for sitting around and bitching, as Pat and Tad go over the upcoming USAU Board Election despite the fact that no one ever votes in them. Will that change? Should it? They then react to the breaking news of the PUL/WUL expansion, and talk about the best and worst team names + logos. Also, make sure to get in your submissions for the "weird injury bracket" and for the year end Gender Neutral Golden Bust Awards.

The STF guys had a real show planned, but the madness of the offseason took hold and things went off the rails pretty quickly. They touch on winter league, the unwritten rules of playing in gloves, and how to #liveultimate on Thanksgiving in between deep introspection on barbershop masculinity, waiting in line for the bathroom at bars, guys who bring their own weights to the gym, and "not getting punked" as a lifestyle.

The STF guys are back to break down the most important aspects of Nationals, mainly spirit shaming, consolation games, and preachy DJs. It’s the Nationals recap you never asked for and probably don’t need.

The guys go deep on the scandal of the year and look at every angle of the Skip Sewell drug kingpin story. Tad gives the story of his tattoo before picking out the best of the Ultimate Ink tattoos, and a dramatic scene from fall league is unpacked. Meanwhile, Pat drinks 12 beers and eats 24 donuts. It’s a weird one!

After a strange Regionals experience for both of the STF guys, Tad and Pat celebrate Moondog, the calming mediocrity of the Mid-Atlantic region, and low body count (so far) of EEE exposed regions. They then get into the debate around player costs and revisit the epic origins of the infamous Fall Brawl.

STF is back with a full recap of Charlie’s wedding, and Pat’s harrowing attempt to attend both the wedding and sectionals in the same weekend. Fall league musings, sideline games, and trashing o-line-only players.

The STF guys go for another round of dunking on Rockford as a tournament location, ponder where College Nationals will end up next year, review Twitter's advice for college freshman starting in the fall, and get into bad wedding speeches in Trash, Trash, Fuckboi.

STF heads into the dog days of summer on the back of Pat’s Wildwood triumph and Tad’s life affirming trip to Masters Nationals. The guys go over some listener emails about Evan Lepler’s early broadcast career and crystal meth, and offer an entirely serious solution to the YCC “co-champion debacle.”

Kiss your loved ones goodbye and make peace with your god because it's Wildwood!

As all the east coast ultimate weirdos descend on the Jersey Shore, Pat and Tad convene for STF's four year anniversary and fifth Wildwood show. They go over what makes the tournament so special, hear from people going to their first Wildwood, and reflect on everything that has changed and stayed the same over the past four years. All that plus a quick Mars recap, and a special guest for Trash, Trash, FB.

The STF guys take some time out of their Mars preparation for a quick episode that asks “how many tournaments has Tad been too, is there a hidden treasure of Dean Martin’s old cocaine buried at the Mars fields, and also hey, remember those kids that got trapped in that cave last year?” It's a weird one.