Only eight episodes in and Swans Crossing is challenging everything you think you know about television. Also contracts, elevators, phones, bikes, sinks, birds and the sun. Grab your shimfork and dig in!

Paris Hilton's lost BFF Nate Runkel is with us for MTV's Movie Life: House Of Wax, 5 episodes of promotional material for a movie you did not see. The rare one season show that failed on multiple fronts. We'll find out how much Paris Hilton loves animals, how much Nate loves Paris Hilton, how much Derick loves Elisha Cuthbert and how much Chad Michael Murray loves Christmas.

Somebody had to join us for the come down episode after 6 and it's Chris Hayner! Episode 7 has its own identity though and would really appreciate it if you stopped comparing it to episode 6.

Swans Crossing peaks way too early. So does television.

It's hard to say goodbye so we're prolonging the pain with an extra episode! We speak German, climb tall buildings, break up 20 year marriages and commit vehicular homicide. It really is the end of My So-Called Life.

We were joking before, but now we really do have a Professor with us. It's Patrice Oppliger, PhD (for real this time) of Boston University and we are wrapping up season 5 of Single Season Record with this Krakow-friendly episode. So, so Krakow friendly. Why do you make it so easy to say goodbye, My So-Called Life?

It's a weird episode and you'll probably find us all on your bed by the end.

Hulu can try, but My So-Called Life may prove unspoilable.

My So-Called Life moves into 1995 with a lot of self-improvement ideas it will never get the chance to follow through on. And not just because it only has a few episodes left.

It's Christmas time and My So-Called Life is here to bum you out.