New Year. New Council. New Guest. Kristal Fields gets dropped into Bonanza City with zero and/or misleading context and has to wonder why everyone hates that adorable ten year old girl so much.

Pete Capella picks up with Kid Nation tight where he left off after years processing how he could want to punch a ten year old in the face.

Chris Hayner and Jordy Bogguss are back to chew gum and make fun of kids. And they're all out of gum.

Just kidding, there's so much gum.

It's time for Bonanza City to woke up. And that's why Lauren Flans is here. She's dropping in to the middle of Kid Nation to just watch this one episode and then get as far away as possible as long as wherever that is she can still read episode sysopses.

Chris Hayner is here because Jared is his Spirit Pioneer.

Guest Matt Kawczynski is certainly disgusted. But Derick might be more on board with Kid Nation than ever before. Pardons all around!

Chris Hayner visits Bonanza City and is ready to establish residency so he can vote. And start a book club.

Survey says: God is Great. Golf is Whatever.

Jordy Bogguss visits Bonanza City to defend microwaves, bullying and everything Taylor has and will ever do.

I pledge allegiance to Kid Nation, every Wednesday night. And to the Network for which it stands, one show, unreality, indicisive, with liberty and root beer for the Upper Class.

Kid Nation is a failed state, but there's plenty of carcass to pick over.

Not literally though, I mean, no one knows how to cook.