SINKHOLE

If you don’t recognize it, this is a clip from episode six of The Ropeless Romantic, a podcast that discusses and reacts to the show Knot in Love. 

Starring Stephen Kropa (@KropaCabana) as The Ropeless Romantic. 

Written and produced by Kale Brown. Artwork by Kale Brown. 

All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license. Music was ‘Sphere’ by Andrew Kn. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. 

Visit us on Twitter at @sinkholepodcast or visit the website at sinkholepodcast.com. 

The Hole is making a noise. It’s making a weird noise. A noise that isn’t at all much weirder than the noises it normally makes, if you ask me. 

Written and produced by Kale Brown. Artwork by Kale Brown. 

All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license. Music was ‘Sphere’ by Andrew Kn. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. 

Visit us on Twitter at @sinkholepodcast or visit the website at sinkholepodcast.com.

Before any of you get too excited, I want to make it clear I’m not recording this because I’m ready to… jump back into the spotlight.

 
Special thanks to Merry N. (@muddyevilist) for lending this project their invaluable familiarity with terrible British tabloid headlines. 

Written and produced by Kale Brown. Artwork by Kale Brown. 

All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license. Music was ‘Sphere’ by Andrew Kn. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. 

Visit us on Twitter at @sinkholepodcast or visit the website at sinkholepodcast.com.

If you didn't want at least part of this Q&A to be terribly silly, you shouldn't have asked so many transparently silly questions.

A transcript of this episode is available on the website. 

Check out Blake Skye: Private Eye, Breathing Space, Fading Frontier, and the Foundation After Midnight Radio Podcast. 

Thank you to everyone who participated in our season one Q&A! See you in season two. 



All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license. Music was ‘Ambient Bass Deep Atmospheric Pad’ by waveplaySFX. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. 

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[Full transcript of announcement below.]

Well, hey. Kale here. 

This is a post-season announcement for those of you who may not follow the @sinkholepodcast Twitter, and I’ve got two big pieces of news for you:

The first is that SINKHOLE now has a website (sinkholepodcast.com) where you can read or download episode transcripts, take a look at some of the art I’ve done for SINKHOLE, and also see some truly incredible fanart that was created during the release of season one. 

The second is that I’m going to be doing a Q&A episode while I’m working on season two and if you’d like to submit a question, you can find a link to do so on the SINKHOLE website homepage. Submissions will be open until Sunday, April 24th. 

When the Q&A episode comes out is going to depend on how many questions I get and also how many of them I end up answering, but I’d like to get it out by the end of April or the first week of May if I can.

Also, if it’s not too much trouble, would you consider taking a minute to leave a rating or review on SINKHOLE if you’ve been enjoying it? It doesn’t really matter where- whatever’s most convenient for you. 

Now, If you’re like me and use Google Podcasts, which both doesn’t allow users to leave reviews and doesn’t have a fiction section for podcasts for some reason, I recommend Podchaser- it’s definitely the easiest and most accessible I’ve found. 

But yeah, that’s all for now.

Stay safe, and… well, you know the rest. 

Music was ‘Ambient Bass Deep Atmospheric Pad’ by waveplaySFX.

Attention everyone: this is a message from your moderators.

It has come to our attention that a recent post in our community may have had the effect of leading users to believe one of our more prominent members is in danger.

Written and produced by Kale Brown. Artwork by Kale Brown. 

Starring Merry N. (@muddyevilist) as community user VideoHomoSystem-C.

All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license. Music was ‘Sphere’ by Andrew Kn and ‘Ambient Bass Deep Atmospheric Pad’ by waveplaySFX. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. 

Visit us on Twitter at @sinkholepodcast or visit the website at sinkholepodcast.com. 

I found something. It’s not a radio broadcast, it’s… some sort of dictation, like dictated notes, and it’s from inside the JMB. 

Written by Kale Brown with assistance from Elias Taylor. Produced by Kale Brown. Artwork by Kale Brown. 

Starring Cam Clark (@Pocceto) as Doctor Sasha Hyles and Kris Allison (@knalliso) as Doctor Timothy Morris.  

Starring Jesse Hall (@wastedarkcell) as TectoVision Employee.  

All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license. Music was ‘Sphere’ by Andrew Kn. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. 

Visit us on Twitter at @sinkholepodcast or visit the website at sinkholepodcast.com. 

The signal isn’t coming from the other tapes. I know it isn’t- I’m sure of it. 

Written and produced by Kale Brown. Artwork by Kale Brown. 

The Jirelli’s Convenience jingle stars both the voice of and music composed by Amy Y. (@achill3a).

Starring [REDACTED] as DJ Pinch Roller.

All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license or with permission. Music was ‘Sphere’ by Andrew Kn and ‘Growin Crops on the Side of a Hill’ by Sex is for Parents. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. 

Visit us on Twitter at @sinkholepodcast or visit the website at sinkholepodcast.com. 

Please stop trying to figure out who I am and where I live. I know you don’t really get why, but it makes me very uncomfortable. 

And yeah, sure: go ahead and call me one-thirteen. I don’t mind it. 

Written and produced by Kale Brown. Artwork by Kale Brown. 

All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license or with permission. Music was ‘Sphere’ by Andrew Kn. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. 

Visit us on Twitter at @sinkholepodcast or visit the website at sinkholepodcast.com. 

I think we all know that no one’s going to be able to focus on anything else until I answer your questions.

Written and produced by Kale Brown. Artwork by Kale Brown. 

All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license. Music was ‘Sphere’ by Andrew Kn. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. 

Visit us on Twitter at @sinkholepodcast or visit the website at sinkholepodcast.com.