In this fresh as hell eppy, we're joined by friend of the show and Sydney comedian Riv Narak. From condom balloons in sex-ed class to using ChatGPT as a personal trainer, this episode is full of absolute chaos. We revisit "smell my finger" schoolyard dares, argue about underwear technology, and admit to some seriously questionable gym behavior (spoiler: mirrors are terrifying). We roast bad Indian accents, call out AI-washed customer service, and dive into the ridiculous—jerk chicken myths, beer-in-cereal gangsters, and the awkward horror of being alone at a urinal with a kid (yeah, it's as bad as it sounds). There's LiveLeak throwbacks, $350 toothbrushes with apps, awkward morning routines, and a proper breakdown of cricket rivalries and NBA Finals chat. Whether you're in it for the dumb laughs, shared trauma, or weird egg-smell theories—this one's a ride. 🔔 Like the episode? Hit that thumbs up, subscribe, and tell us your most cursed high-school memory in the comments.

[00:00] – Intro & condom balloon sex-ed horrors [05:30] – "Smell my finger" dare explained [11:00] – Shaving regrets & itchy childhood tales [16:20] – Urinal etiquette: teachers, kids & trauma [22:00] – Underwear tech: DraftFit, G-strings & manscaping [28:30] – Gym mirror panic & ChatGPT workout plans [34:40] – AI-washed call centres & dodgy automation [41:00] – Indian accent breakdown & cringe roast [47:30] – LiveLeak turns "respectable" & Twitter exits [53:50] – The "Holy Trinity": Reels, Insta & Reddit [59:40] – Boiled-egg odors & bathroom biology [1:05:30] – Beer in cereal: the gangster breakfast [1:11:20] – Gavin McInnes & the pissed cornflake test [1:17:00] – Meditation, hot showers & morning shame [1:23:10] – Toothbrushes with apps & oral hygiene paranoia [1:28:50] – AI vs. Google: Mandela, menus & madness [1:34:20] – Daggering dance explained (badly) [1:40:00] – NBA finals, darts and Aussie sport passions [1:46:30] – TikTok grind & influencer delusions [1:52:00] – AI bots like Grock & end-of-episode chaos [2:00:09] – Fin: a clapping send-off and existential sigh