Get Around Me

Get Around Me

By Billy D'ArcyComedyStand-Up
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Get Around Me episodes

  • Ep. 405 - Ellie's Enormous Calves w/ Rohan Arneil

    The Rozzler is back to show the world what it means to him. 

    1. Don't trust blokes with signature glasses
    2. Billy's calves massive?
    3. Blue Mountains mugg off
    4. The Rozzler makes a terrifying phone call
    5. Michael Clarke on breakfast radio what
    6. Sam Walker spits in the face of all footy fans
    7. Megan Markle hosting junior Masterchef, that's grim babe
    8. Volk chins undefeated Russian

    Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

      New Episode every Thursday!

      Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw? 

      Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 

      Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy 

      Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

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      1 hr
    1. MARNUS YOU WERE MY BROTHER - Aus vs SA 2nd Test Review

      Bit of hysteria from a local clown reviewing the 2nd Test match between South Africa and Australia. A match where Australia was absolutely destroyed and the only solution is to see some heads roll. 

      Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

        New Episode every Thursday!

        Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw? 

        Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 

        Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy 

        Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

        35 min
      1. Ep. 404 - Daisy Is A Disgrace w/ Rohan Arneil
        1. The harrowing story of Rohan's Prado going down
        2. On the couch with ABC South Coast radio
        3. South Coast towns that are FLAT OUT
        4. Billy is a proud member of the Wizard Social Club
        5. Ruby League World Cup is a cack
        6. Anyone who didn't sing the anthem should do life in prison
        7. Rohan's Danny Ocean dreams come crashing down

        Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

          New Episode every Thursday!

          Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw? 

          Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 

          Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy 

          Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

          50 min
        1. Ep. 403 - Mary Mugged Senseless In Mallorca
          1. Do Bogong Moths even want to live?
          2. One nation AI ad is nuts
          3. The alleged singles tax
          4. Saturday night hysteria
          5. Mugged senseless in Mallorca
          6. Mary Fowler and Nathan Cleary prove God is real
          7. Working from the Sheffield Shield
          8. The REAL World Cup is here
          9. Australia up 1-0 against South Africa, Haydos tearing brand new hair out

          Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

            New Episode every Thursday!

            Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw? 

            Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 

            Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy 

            Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

            See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

            1 hr
          1. Ep. 402 - Freya's First Ginger
            1. I'm watching My Kitchen Rules?
            2. Mugged senseless at Missy Higgins concert
            3. Former Socceroo saves Buck's party
            4. Yarns from Edinburgh Fringe
            5. NRL Pre game entertainment has mild eulogy vibes, bit weird
            6. Newcastle Knights get beaten by Richer and cooler club smh
            7. Australia vs South Africa test selection hysteria

            Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

              New Episode every Thursday!

              Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw? 

              Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 

              Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy 

              Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

              See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

              48 min
            1. Ep. 401 - Lily Laughs About Wharfie Time
              1. Democracy is dead (Subway doing rice bowls)
              2. Semi homeless bloke library run in
              3. Mugged off on Pickleball debut
              4. House party at the Department of Ladriculture 
              5. Yarns from Liverpool part of trip
              6. AFL Grand Final blows my socks off
              7. I've got Newcastle Knights fever
              8. Phoenix Crossland prison time?

              Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

                New Episode every Thursday!

                Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw? 

                Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 

                Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy 

                Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

                See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

                42 min
              1. Ep. 400 - Ruby Raises The Bat
                1. Raygun doco on Netflix, bit weird boys
                2. Bondi chica cuts up Vegemite toast with knife and fork
                3. Crowd member storms out and tells me to 'Eat a dick 'c*nt'
                4. Few more UK yarns watch out
                5. The King of CTE returns to the boxing ring
                6. 16 year old who lost 21 grand at casino
                7. Tones and I refusing to play her song
                8. Free the Fox
                9. AFL Grand Final preview from a bloke doesn't watch it

                Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

                  New Episode every Thursday!

                  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw? 

                  Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 

                  Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy 

                  Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

                  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

                  55 min
                1. Ep. 399 - Bella Is Back

                  Billy is back from overseas and the solo pod has returned:

                  1. Local Thai no longer doing dimmies smdh
                  2. Scrubs season 10 why made
                  3. London yarns including various shenanigans and gigs
                  4. Hyrox chick who shat herself
                  5. NFL in Melbourne 
                  6. Sydney Sweeney ad 
                  7. NRL crowd numbers look like a Billy D'Arcy show
                  8. I fully freak out about Big Bash privatisation

                  Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

                    New Episode every Thursday!

                    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw? 

                    Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 

                    Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy 

                    Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

                    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

                    1 hr 6 min
                  1. YARNS FROM COLOMBIA - EXTENDED EDITION

                    This is a supercut of all the yarns from my trip to Colombia in 2025. Red hot stuff. I mixed up the dates for my 2026 trip and thought I'd be back by now. Please accept my apologies and this episode. Solo pod returns next week! 

                    Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

                      New Episode every Thursday!

                      Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw? 

                      Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 

                      Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy 

                      Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

                      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

                      1 hr 31 min
                    1. Ep. 398 - Pat Doherty Enters Riff City

                      The Snake himself Pat Doherty returns for 45 minutes from Hell. Deep waters on today's episode, championship stuff. This episode includes a pub scrap yarn, wow!

                      Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

                        New Episode every Thursday!

                        Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw? 

                        Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 

                        Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy 

                        Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

                        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

                        46 min

                      About Get Around Me

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                      Aussie comedian Billy D'Arcy recounts his weekend and then rips on some celebrities. I'm not sure what more you want. Get around some of the best chat this side of the equator.

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