Sitting Down, Having A Cup Of Tea And Chatting To A Future Modern Genius episodes:

• October 30, 2024I'm Haunted

  Complex cobwebs entwined

  These ghosts are trapped like flies

  They take up more than headroom

  So I’ll make up spare bedrooms

  They’re hiding under stairs

  Appear as jump scares

  Not saying I expect to

  But nervous I’ll forget you

  I don’t like looking back But it’s the only place I can find you now

  I house the pain Keep it with me as I do my day-to-day I won’t let it get away So in it I bathe, in it I marinate

  Dogs are barking at me

  Floorboards Starting to creak

  Static in the TV

  I’m not ready for you to leave

  I don’t like looking back But it’s the only place I can find you now

  ...more

  

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• May 31, 2024Benny Boy

  A love song for my best mate Benny.

  ...more

  

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• October 05, 2023Soho On Sea

  Soho On Sea by Auld

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• October 05, 2023Salaryman

  Salaryman by Auld

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• September 18, 2023The Water And What's In It

  Finding time

  In this wonderful life

  Ladders to climb

  Emails to write

  If you've the time

  It's a wonderful life

  New diets to try

  insurance to buy

  And I was too far from home

  When it mattered the most

  I couldn't lasso the moon

  But I could have been in the room

  And I was too far from home

  When it mattered the most

  It was a heaven we knew

  It's not a heaven we know

  And the one thing I was meant to do

  Was go back and take care of you

  The phone scares me something awful

  There are lessons here I'm sure

  And they want you back to normal

  I don't know what's important anymore

  And the one thing I was meant to do

  Was go back and take care of you

  ...more

  

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• August 25, 2023Everyone Else's Brilliant Answers Ft Matt Skillington

  Everyone Else's Brilliant Answers Ft Matt Skillington by Auld

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• August 25, 2023After Today

  After Today by Auld

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• June 24, 2023I'm A Brave Boy

  I'm A Brave Boy

  I only cry when you're not looking

  Watch me go down the slide

  Watch Dive into sea

  I'm only brave when you are watching me

  I still try to impress you

  I show off my new dance moves

  To the moon

  And I don't find

  I don't find

  Peace in hiding in what is behind

  And as that high

  Hits your eyes

  And there's no pain left to disguise

  I'm a brave boy

  I watch you die and I'll do nothing

  Watch me harness the numb

  Watch me panic and run

  I should have become a friend but I just stayed a son

  And I don't find

  I don't find

  Peace in hiding in what is behind

  And as that high

  Hits your eyes

  And there's no pain left to disguise

  These sleeves can hold an ocean

  You deserve to surf the waves you made

  I hate these new emotions

  I know I can't keep you awake

  And I never said

  All I wanted to say

  But hopefully, you knew

  Anyway

  ...more

  

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• May 27, 2022I'm Exercising

  I'm Exercising by Auld

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• May 27, 2022In My Corn Flakes

  After Today 

  Put some greens in the blender 

  Codeine in my corn flakes 

  I think I'm losing more friends 

  Than I can make 

  It's fine to leave 

  After Today 

  Time has given us so much more 

  Than it can take 

  After today 

  There will always be 

  After Today 

  We never did think this far ahead 

  Hey, hey, hey, hey 

  Biting skin from my fingers 

  New recipes to taste 

  I can find more help in sleep 

  Than I can awake 

  It's fine to leave 

  After Today 

  Time has given us so much more 

  Than it can take 

  We never did think this far ahead 

  Hey, hey, hey 

  I'm not ready for you to leave 

  I'm not ready for you to leave

  ...more

  

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