If you find a bike on the street, and it's not locked up, and it's not even in anyone's front yard, it's just propped up against a pole, can you take it? Like, if it's a shitty bike with fucked brakes, and it's night time. Anyway, I talk about that later in the pod, after I talk about tea (again) and Stuart, the alcoholic owner of the cafe I worked at last year.

Tickets for my Melbourne Comedy Festival Show:
https://micf.tickets.red61.com/performances.php?eventId=3936:110

The blog about Stuart and his fucked cafe:
http://backstreetcaution.blogspot.com.au/2017/07/stuart-and-burglary.html