Hello? Anyone out there? Just wanted to K-pop on by, and update y'all on the wild wonderful world of Seventeen! From the app game we've sunk our lives into, to the musical that killed Richard on air, to some new baby idols, we cover it all.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN! SuperStar Pledis is officially open, and we have all the L337 strats you need to get your favorite boys! We also have a butt-ton of news to discuss, and Kelly shares her reactions to the You Made My Dawn albums.

Will you look at the time? The sun's already rising! Dawn is FINALLY HERE! Join Richard and Kelly as they dive into the new Seventeen album and find out how Good To Us it is. But first, we go through some in depth news. So sit tight, Get Closer, and listen up! (SHHHH)

MAMAAAAAA!!! UWUUUUU!!! 2018. Thats right folks, your favorite professional reporters in the field talk about all the highlights from MAMA 2018. And then we get a bit closer by experiencing the horror of Kelly's pleasured screams as she watches Seventeen's Getting Closer choreo for the first time. It truly is the Month of Jun.

Happy Anniversary Kelly and Seventeen! I can't believe it's been a whole year. Let's celebrate by not talking about the boys! Instead, Richard tries to pull Kelly deeper into K-Pop hell by showing her different groups. Guest star Hamlet the Kitten causes mayhem.

Happy Anniversary Kelly and Seventeen! I can't believe it's been a whole year. Let's celebrate by not talking about the boys! Instead, Richard tries to pull Kelly deeper into K-Pop hell by showing her different groups. Guest star Hamlet the Kitten causes mayhem.

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Welp, totally forgot to mention that this was our 17th episode. That's the real horror here. INSTEAD, we do some in-depth CSI comparisons of our boys' Halloween costumes from 2015 to 2018! We find that the only scary thing in this episode is how good Jun looks.

Welp, totally forgot to mention that this was our 17th episode. That's the real horror here. INSTEAD, we do some in-depth CSI comparisons of our boys' Halloween costumes from 2015 to 2018! We find that the only scary thing in this episode is how good Jun looks.

This week on everyone's favorite Wawa podcast, Richard and Kelly strum up a voracious appetite thinking about hoagies. An appetite only a DINOsaur could have. That's right folks! We're talking about our baby Dino and all the talent jam packed into his mighty thicc legs.