Sixth Year Seniors

Breaking news off the field interrupts our money-making ventures. But we still have three Mortgage Plays and thoughts on all the big games.

College football offered its last calm weekend. Unless you're in the Big 12, or Dabo Swinney, or Florida fans wishing upon Lane Kiffin. 

Only one Mortgage Play, and it's on a mostly unwatchable game. But profit is profit regardless of game quality. Plenty of weekend plays, and it doesn't take us thirty-three episodes to explain it all. Make Video Horizontal!

All the big games only taught us that possibly nobody's good at the top of the college football rankings. LSU ranked third? Seriously? Give us Haynes King for the Heisman. UCLA and Va Tech already started the firing process. Reverse Body Clocks in the Late Night Get Backs, Fat Guy Touchdowns and food truck fires.

We go straight for the jugular with more winning college football plays. Mortgage Play on Wisconsin at Alabama, plus opinions on Ga Tech/Clemson, A&M/Notre Dame, Florida/LSU and the Backyard Brawl.

South Florida grabs its second upset of the year, this time at the in-state SEC Gators. Florida fans are already naming a coaching replacement. With Liberty's CUSA loss, the Group of Five playoff spot has new contenders. Plus: Blowouts move the Heisman odds and border war pettiness reaches new heights in Missouri.

Two Mortgage Plays on a huge conference tilt and a in-state battle. Shop your numbers! Plus, we find out Mikey's true feelings about the Tar Heels.

Tommy Castellanos backs up his summer smack talk vs Alabama. Boise needs a new path to the playoffs. Ohio State knocks off #1 Texas, and now its time to bet on Arch for the Heisman. Plus a bundle of top catches, trick plays and upsets as college football really begins.

Picks on big games and garbage games for Week 1. They all pay the same when they win. No Mortgage Plays, but two parlays for entertainment purposes only. 

The playoffs really come down to who the fourth (and maybe fifth) SEC team will be. The playoff committee will shaft 12-0 Notre Dame. Can an American squad upend an 11-1 Boise team? Regional Rivalries in the Sun Belt. And look what the NIL has done to the MAC. Uggg...