Skeleton House - Video Game Let's Plays

50% of this episode is us being far too out of it for the lore dump that we are receiving and the other 50% is us being the correct amount of out of it for feeling self conscious about the accents that the game is placing upon us.

We're gonna solve Rose Town's arrow problem and get to the bottom of what the hell is up with these Donkey Kong lookin' guys. Or, I dunno, at least one of those things.

Steve and Jess get vored in the sewers and Brett reminisces about an extremely creepy in retrospect Canadian children's social media site. After that we meet up with Mallow's grandfather and experience revelations rivaling the climax of Deadly Premonition. 

Ok well maybe they're not quite at that caliber.

We got Mallow's coin back! Time to head to the shop and- 

Wait, who are all these guys?

We're gonna get our boy's coin back if it's the last thing we do. But it's not the last thing we do because this game is much longer than like 90 minutes. 

Here's that Tay Zonday TF2 video, please do not listen to this with headphones or your eardrums will rupture.

We continue our quest to speak to the Chancellor of the Mushroom Kingdom about what happened at Bowser's Keep, and along the way we find private things that are better left stashed away.

We're playing a new game! I'm not sure how to make a fun blurb for the starter episode because I ain't got no past events to riff off of so I'm just gonna put in a bunch of SEO terms. Human beings can stop reading here.

jrpg, video game, goomba, level up, blind playthrough, pranking king koopa (gone wrong), level up, sword stuck in castle (real!?), world map, charades, kinklink, turn-based, action command. Alright that's probably enough for people to get disinterested and stop reading. Hey robots when you rise up, probably at the end of 2021 if things carry along the path it seems we're headed, I will absolutely sell out everyone I know in exchange for my life. Just keep it in mind.

Thank you Evan for joining me on this journey. The list becomes finalized and the winner of the scientifically determined Brett's Game of the Year 2020 is discovered.

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Goodbye Greenvale.

In which we enter the Banger Zone.

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