You ever sat down and looked at a random square metre of outsideness? There's probably loads of stuff there that I can't see but here's the stuff I can...

Seven ways you possibly live your life according to which room in the house you spend the most time in. Totally made up and not based on science so don't sue me if'n you're nothing like this. Be fun, have fun.

I wrote a whole Calypso from scratch and sang it, despite not being a Trini. Listen and weep (oh but you will weep).

Welcome to Series Two of Sklugoo Speaks - a podcast by me, a small, green, meditating frog sat on a kitchen windowledge. There are changes afoot and... okay, stop reading now and take a listen. I'll explain.

Upside-down grows the tree, with branch-tips and buds going further from the sun than ever I was from love. What's the import of a small, red car to a small, green frog?

The world is, like, so big and rich and there are depths of wonderment wherever we look, whenever it's inside the mind of a stranger or the grass at our feet or even in our own experience. Dude - be grateful!

Anyone know any good vegetarian jokes? No, me neither. But I tried my best.

I have this theory that there are hidden passages between things that connect them in unusual and unexpected ways. So that means that if you have a problem with one aspect of your life, it can be fixed by making adjustments to a totally different part of your life. I dunno - maybe I'm wrong, so perhaps just give it a go.

Spring has sprung and the flowers are smattering the grass with little splashes of colour and signs are appearing on the grass with messages like "bag it and take it away" and the doga are, like - what?!

Did you hear the one about the frog-impersonator ...