Acorns are different things from sweetcorns, despite them both having the word 'corn' in them. Similarly, don't eat the corns from your feet (or anyone else's feet) because that'd be just nasty. I hope that clears a few things up for you.

So I says to this cow "you cow!" and can you guess what happened next? Yep, the cow made a long noise, which I guess could best be translated as you human!"

You don't want to listen to this one. Honest. And that isn't some kind if reverse psychology bullpoop. There are things that are worth saying and then there's this. You have been warned.

I wonder if anyone reads these descriptions before they decide whether to listen (or not) and I wonder if they realise that if they do decide to listen, it not a conscious decision - it's actually their sub-consciousness that decides for them. Strange, but true. If you're interested (or, to be more exact, your sub-consciouness is interested) here's an article in National Geographic that talks about it: https://api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/science/article/unconscious-brain-activity-shapes-our-decisions

Love is as much a mystery to me as it (probably) is to you but this I know: you can't learn about it by reading books or listening to podcasts. Hey wait - come back - where you going?

Plants are really powerful. Chances are that it's not the meek that'll inherit the earth, it's plants. Seriously - there are loads of them!

Rather than keeping stuff to ourselves and creating several billion tiny castles, perhaps it might be nice to share stuff so that we can be stronger together. Just a thought.

Pasta Shells are the most infuriating creatures jn the whole of existence, and I'll tell you why ...

Being an erudite (clever) exposition (talk) about the ramifications (causes and effects) of rubber arms and legs. You know, like when you've been slept funny and you wake up to find that your arm (or leg) has gone to sleep.

Being specifically my attempt not to say the word 'um' for two whole minutes, which is freakishly difficult actually. Go on - try it yourself if you don't believe me!