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This week, Shane and Louise accidentally become Martin Lewis Live. From broadband nightmares to miracle Nike trainers, it’s a full-blown consumer champion episode - but with more swearing and fewer facts.

Shane gets a Sky deal so good it sounds illegal. Louise reminisces about broadband being buried in his garden. And parcel delivery disasters spark a nationwide call to arms (and refund chatbots).

👟 Louise finds spiritual enlightenment in Nike Air Max

📺 Sky Glass, Netflix, broadband & somehow a new TV

📦 Parcels yeeted over gates, microwaves flung into gardens

🧾 Claiming refunds like a pro-level Karen

📉 RIP to BT and the worst customer service known to man

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