Sort of a Pound

🚨 Missed us already? We said we were on hiatus… but here’s a surprise special. Get extra chaos on Patreon → patreon.com/SortofaPound

Guess what? We lied. Sort of. Shane and Louise can’t resist popping in with a bonus episode packed with TV rants, nostalgic throwbacks, and accidental life hacks you didn’t know you needed.

From heartbreak over The Last of Us (major spoilers, fair warning!) to Ghost Whisperer’s ghostly nonsense and a total meltdown about Heart of Dixie, it’s a whiplash tour through everything we love and hate about TV endings. Tessie’s here too, freshly trimmed and deeply unimpressed.

Also featuring: shopping bargains turned into TV stands, easels that double as telly props, Schitt’s Creek love letters, and big plans for the next SOAP era. We said we’d rest. We failed.

📺 TV shows that broke our hearts (Spooks, Walking Dead, Ghost Whisperer)

🎮 The Last of Us rant: spoiler alert!

🖼️ Louise’s antique easel life hack

🎬 Heartland, One Tree Hill & other 00s classics

📚 Wishlist for Pounder-made SOAP Wiki

🎉 A peek at what’s next when we’re back properly

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It’s our 20th episode! Shane and Louise celebrate with an unplanned whirlwind of holiday tales, money-saving hacks, and Tessie’s new haircut reveal.

From epic outlet shopping in Vegas, to spontaneous ziplining fears, jellyfish stings in Miami and the weirdest dog grooming confessions - it’s the ultimate holiday special you never asked for.

There’s tales of High School Musical pilgrimages, discount coupon miracles in CVS, random car hire rants, and Shane’s accidental spoiler about his wrestling tag match finish.

Plus, big news: we’re taking a short summer break to plot new segments and come back bigger, funnier, and probably just as chaotic.

✈️ Favourite holidays and dream destinations

🐕 Tessie’s fresh trim drama

📸 Glastonbury in the garden

🏖️ Jellyfish stings & room service chaos

💸 US outlet malls & monster shopping hauls

🤼‍♂️ Shane’s wrestling backstage spoiler

🌴 Secret stories from Vegas, Utah, Miami & beyond

🔮 The future of Sort of a Pound!

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This week, Shane and Louise accidentally become Martin Lewis Live. From broadband nightmares to miracle Nike trainers, it’s a full-blown consumer champion episode - but with more swearing and fewer facts.

Shane gets a Sky deal so good it sounds illegal. Louise reminisces about broadband being buried in his garden. And parcel delivery disasters spark a nationwide call to arms (and refund chatbots).

👟 Louise finds spiritual enlightenment in Nike Air Max

📺 Sky Glass, Netflix, broadband & somehow a new TV

📦 Parcels yeeted over gates, microwaves flung into gardens

🧾 Claiming refunds like a pro-level Karen

📉 RIP to BT and the worst customer service known to man

🎁 We want your Pounder Power Bargains!

💌 Got a bargain, botched delivery or refund hack? Tell us on Patreon (even the free tier can share the goods).

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In this episode, Shane and Louise go full goth glam at a mis-numbered birthday party (Happy 34th Danielle!), reminisce about their wild office snack habits, and reveal the ridiculous reality of cleaning when you live with a moulting dog. Plus:

🧼 The Dust Bunny Diaries

🥪 Cheese & Pickle Mountains

🧹 Hoover hacks and second-hand Dyson drama

🕵️‍♀️ Louise’s secret safe under the floorboards

🪞 Sabrina the Teenage Witch is 30?! Existential crisis incoming

📦 A hidden room behind a freezer? Real-life mystery house reveal

🔥 Why log burners are secretly plotting against your clean floors

Oh - and it’s confirmed: Shane’s hoarding cables, Louise has no memory, and Tessie is shedding for the nation.

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We're back in the same room (finally) and diving headfirst into unfiltered chaos: from red underwear under white dresses to confiscated biscuits at Shane’s wrestling debut. Louise shares the ultimate fashion life hack, Shane opens up about the nerves and triumphs of main eventing his first ever match (and the kid who shouted “I love you!”), and we debate whether you can style a t-shirt.

👙 The red underwear revelation

🤼‍♂️ Shane’s epic wrestling debut

🍪 Biscuits confiscated at the door!?

👗 T-shirt styling advice no one asked for

💡 Viral life hacks that make NO sense

🧠 Wrestling psychology and accidental hugs

🎤 Plans for the next big wrestling show

We’re calling this one: the bodyslams, the bum bags, and the bloody bins.

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From ancient aliens to antihistamines, this episode has everything: scientific “facts,” savage comment replies, and a questionable honey-related trauma.

🫐 Blueberries, broccoli & bollocks

🐊 Crocodiles older than trees?

🧠 Massive brains and microwave myths

🧴 Vaseline up your nostrils (yes, really)

💊 Hayfever injections & GP battles

📚 Aztecs, pyramids & wild conspiracies

🍯 Childhood honey trauma (trigger warning)

Plus, why Tessie gets a haircut, Louise wants a PhD just for the title “Doctor,” and Louise teaches us the price of bee labour. 💌

Got a conspiracy theory, near-death story or fruit fact to share? Message us via Patreon—even the free tier gets access to submission!

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This week, Louise is away, so AI Louise steps in to keep Shane company—and the chaos is very real. We dig through never-before-heard Patreon extras, revisit a traumatic (and nearly explosive) train commute, and descend into the filthiest, funniest university story you’ve ever heard. We’re talking diarrhoea disasters, tattoo regrets, and the mystery of “Matey”.

💩 Shane’s pizza-fuelled near-miss on a packed train 🤖 AI Louise is here (against her will?) 🎓 Uni confessions involving tights, sick, and a full-blown panic clean 📱 Tattoo reveals gone very, very wrong 👃 The house that stank for days 📟 Meet “Matey”… if you dare

Plus: we want YOUR stories for the show—embarrassing, mortifying, or outright illegal (we won’t judge). Message us on Patreon or socials and join the chaos.

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This week we take a chaotic deep-dive into the world of TV and film - both nostalgic and absolutely unhinged.

🎥 Shane recalls the VHS from childhood he finally tracked down (Mumfie, anyone?), Shane remembers a BBC school show she never saw the end of, and we spiral from Star Wars edits to... steampunk time-travel mysteries.

Also in the episode:

🦑 Was Jabba the Hutt originally a man?

👻 The movie that made Shane throw popcorn

📼 How an old tape from a birthday party never included the end of the show!?

🛑 Louise goes full Karen (then gets gifted a tin of biscuits)

🎬 Your controversial film takes: the Pounders weigh in on Hunger Games, Point Break, and “whatever El Topo is…”

📺 Plus: childhood telly, forgotten endings, and series that deserved better.

Got a weird film you loved and no one else did? Or a school TV show that’s been lost to time? Tell us on Patreon (even the free tier) and we’ll shout it out on the pod.

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In this episode, Shane’s prepping for his first wrestling match (and covering bruises with fake tan), Louise takes a wrestling crash course (with some creative guesses), and Tessie’s on a mission to find Hugo’s missing balls.

Plus, there’s toenail trauma, lizard-like regeneration, and a few “OnlyFans” business ideas gone very, very wrong.

🩰 Socks & Crocs—an underrated combo?

🥊 Wrestling bruises & botched fake tan cover-ups

🤼‍♀️ Shane teaches Louise the basics of wrestling (badly)

🦎 Shane’s “lizard toe” incident you’ll wish you could unhear

💅 Nose waxing disasters before the big day

🐶 Tessie’s accidental car horn hijinks

😂 The secret behind Shane’s wedding day makeup

💡 Future plans: wrestling villains, new moves & mid-30s survival

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This week, AI takes over. Literally. Shane and Louise are technically still here, but they've let AI clone their voices, write their theme song, generate Shane's wrestling entrance music, clean up photos, and maybe—just maybe—replace them entirely. From fake Donald Trump skydives to AI selling you bin stores, this episode spirals into the future faster than you can say “glitch in the matrix.”

🤖 AI Shane vs AI Louise: the battle for podcast dominance

🎵 Our brand-new theme tune... written by robots

📸 Bin store makeovers and dream gardens via AI

📽️ Deepfakes, fake meetings, and faking your entire job?

🐕 Dog loyalty in a post-apocalyptic wasteland

Plus: the scariest AI use cases we’ve seen (and used), how AI is replacing everything—including you—and why you might already be living in a simulation run by ChatGPT.

💌 Got an AI story, a terrifying deepfake, or a photo cleanup that went too far? Send it to us via Patreon and it might end up on the pod.

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