Slam City

The Boys of Summer, Don Henley, The Ataris, pencils, FMK, EPs, Casa Bonita, blink-182 plane crash versus cancer, funeral service for broken record player needles, apartments with no bath or shower, sickle versus umbrella, plus after show bonus audio.

Double X Quantimino

Do The Math: Did Don Henley earn The Ataris more than The Ataris earn The Ataris on Spotify?

Guestimation Unknown No. 2 - pencils

FMK: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn

Recommended extended plays (EPs)

No tipping at Casa Bonita

Understanding in a plane crash

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Millennium-old Japanese temple offering funeral service for broken record player needles

Apartments with no bath or shower rising in popularity among young Tokyoites

Sickle-wielding attacker safely fended off by victim’s umbrella in Aomori

Burnt End: Burrito’s Prescription, Coupon Book, Guy Hair Counter

Deepfake Sponsors: Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Coheed and Cambria albums ranked by The Burrito Bandito in response to The Hard Times article, finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?, Mein Cumpf, cassettes, The Presidents, One hundred ten percent, Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Double X Quantimino

Let's taco bout it - Every Coheed and Cambria Album Ranked article by The Hard Times

Finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?

Mein Cumpf

Cassettes - nostalgia, Hanson, The Presidents

Ten percent

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Curses for sale on Japan’s leading flea market site Mercari

Japanese college student admits he robbed taxi driver, denies in court that he was rude about it

Domino’s Japan creates a bacon shake for dipping pizzas into

Deepfake Sponsors: Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Sneaky link, Zoot Suit Riot, walking around barefooted, Covenant Eyes, Frederick’s of Hollywood, Nick Cannon, 50 Cent, Wheel of Fortune, plane door, gross model, kidney stone, beer keys, a million pennies, 5 million yen, air for sale, tiny newspapers, samurai assassination plot

Double X Quantimino

Sneaky link

Zoot Suit Riot

Walking around barefooted

Covenant Eyes

Frederick’s of Hollywood

Nick Cannon Calls 50 Cent 'Fat:' 'Now It's Get Thick Or Die Fryin'

Guestimation Unknown - Wheel of Fortune viewers per week

This Is The Newz

'I wondered what I'd done wrong in life,' says man next to passenger who opened plane door on flight

Gross model reveals what remote-workers will look like in 2100

What if your d!ck had taste buds?

Sri Lanka doctors remove 5.26-inch, 1.76-pound kidney stone from patient

Beer kegs block Michigan highway after semi overturns

California family finds a million pennies while cleaning out old house

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

5 million yen in cash found in Otsu City dump

Air from 2022 for sale on Japanese flea market app Mercari

Tiny newspapers

“Get them drunk then chop off their heads.” Samurai’s assassination plot against U.S. envoys found

Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Pre-show

UBI, universal healthcare

Brian put a timestamp so this is why you have it now instead of six months from now

New year’s resolutions

Amazon aquarium accessories

Noah K

Double X Quantimino

In your prime could you have done it? - Since 1948, the 72-ounce Top Sirloin Dinner has been served free to anyone who can eat the entire steak and trimmings within one hour.

Price Is Right Rules

Dennis Douglas Dung nicknamed 3D

Slammich - our own custom sandwich

How much was Brian’s meal at Quiznos?

Quizno hack to not pay extra for guacamole

Twofer’s - a sandwich shop that sells half-and-half sandwiches

Costco cheesecake return

Is drywashing a thing? Wiping a spoon

Beef pizzle

Hack-a-dick

Gangrene feet

This Is The Newz

Single mother’s future in jeopardy after thief steals driveway

Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald's cook's head into deep fryer for 'disrespecting' his wife

Video shows man attack district court judge during sentencing

Ohio man shot in testes by ex-girlfriend says he still loves her

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese life insurance company develops dating sim where you’re not supposed to get insurance

Bar explodes in Tokyo’s Shinbashi neighborhood

All-you-can-eat doughnuts at Mister Donut: How many can we eat in 60 minutes?

Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Carnevil, The House of the Dead, Etsy, milk glass, laundry frequency, finger lickin’ good, high flying birds and fearless flying frogs, motorcycle ride with one helmet, 23 cents, Lemon Party, neighbor sues over medical weed smell, drunk duck fights dog, three men and a giant inflatable duck, cocaine on Sonic hot dog, drunk politician doing pullups inside train, 85-year-old great grandmother virtual YouTuber, police mascot flipping bird stickers

Double X Quantimino

Carnevil or The House of the Dead?

Arthur the Arbiter - Item title and options mislead. An Etsy review.

Milk glass and Brian’s grandfather’s glass collection

The 'no-wash' and 'low-wash' movement - how often is your denim washed

"finger lickin' good"

High flying birds and fearless flying frogs

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - motorcycle ride, one helmet

23 cents

Lemon Party documentary

This Is The Newz

Judge orders DC man to stop smoking medical weed at home after neighbor sues over smell

Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses

Three men swept out to sea on giant inflatable duck

New Mexico woman finds cocaine on Sonic hot dog

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Drunk Japanese politician in trouble for doing pullups inside moving train

85-year-old great-grandmother from Hiroshima is Japan’s newest virtual YouTuber/idol

Tokyo couple caught making stickers with police mascot flipping bird

Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker’s frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador

Double X Quantimino

Celebrity butt water

sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe

Caramel

RHCP lyrics “Three fingers in the honeycomb”

Burrito has enough space in his bugout bag for one comic book to bring to La Isla - Spider-Man: Blue #6

knock-off of a knockout

“Dramatic body camera footage shows a car speeding down a Georgia highway, catching a tow truck ramp and flying about 120 feet through the air "Dukes of Hazzard"-style, authorities say. The driver survived the crash with serious injuries.”

This Is The Newz

Couple's choreographed suicide by guillotine ends with heads rolling into fire altar

Deputies accuse man of using Nintendo ‘Duck Hunt’ pistol to rob a business

Man admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker’ who was accused of broadcasting live castrations

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

“I’m the most famous thug in Saitama!” Japanese kids’ social media beef leads to beating, arrests

Saitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at them

14th-generation condom ambassador named by Japan’s Sagami Original

Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts, Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Double X Quantimino

Plug In & Hate - "It's ok if u fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart & we still love them"

That double space between a full stop and the next sentence

The Taming of the Shrew

When to throw out the undies

A $19 smash burger

One movie soundtrack to take to La Isla

Bomb Queen

Brazilian steakhouse

Hiding after close in a store of your choice

This Is The Newz

‘Make better choices’: Researchers beg endangered seals to not stick eels up nose

Influencer who created AI version of herself says it's gone rogue and she's working 'around the clock' to stop it saying sexually explicit things

TikTokers say tipping culture is getting 'out of hand' after a woman claimed a Ben & Jerry's cashier got annoyed when she didn't tip for a $2 cone

Man shot roommate in Kentucky for eating last Hot Pocket, police say

Plymouth Hoe palm trees cut down in sex and drugs crackdown

‎Morse - Vibration Messenger

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples a third time

More than one in three Japanese working women in survey would rather be housewives

Man rides motorbike into lobby of Fukuoka police station, demands they crack down on rude driving

Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Weapons for The Purge, vuvuzelas, poker, lima beans, Honey Buns, $70 safety razor, Newz, one million bees, toe sucking, Martha Stewart, Boot Girls, BNN, precious metal fillings, candy from Grave of the Fireflies, Krispy Kreme doughnut burger

Double X Quantimino

Weapons of choice during The Purge

Vuvuzelas

Poker’s popularity, Strip Poker on USA Network

Lima bean, clitorati

Guestimation Unknown - Honey Buns

A $70 safety razor

This Is The Newz

Ajax man facing charges after obtaining sexual services and refusing to pay

One million bees released during tractor-trailer crash on I-10 Westbound and US-301

Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry

Hilton Hotel manager arrested for waking up guest by sucking on his toes

Woman's body found in Arby's freezer

Driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop in Colorado town, police say

Martha Stewart lands 'historic' Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover

Masturbation with 'sex toy' kills man; gets electrocuted with ping pong ball up his butt while jerking off

A ride with Boot Girls, 2 women challenging Atlanta's parking enforcement industry

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Kyoto City planning to sell cremated people’s precious metal fillings for millions of yen

Candy from Ghibli’s Grave of the Fireflies disappearing as manufacturer goes out of business

Krispy Kreme adds doughnut burgers to its menu in Japan

Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Tentative titles: “Meet the Wolves Halfway”, “The Ant and the Lima Bean”, “Innocence and Piggies”

Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Wrestling entrance songs, NDAs, time is an illusion / social construct / flat circle, the bar scene, boys and girls’ bikes, mermaid statue, drugs shipped to restaurant, $120K banana, penis surgery gone wrong, orgasm heard at LA Philharmonic concert, fish semen on the sushi menu, Betty at 92’s male striptease show, all-you-can eat cookie cafe, beautiful women on apartment visits, JP government seeks power to control AC remotely

Double X Quantimino

Wrestling entrance songs - Brian: Let’s Get Reptarded, Art: The War, GMN: Hero, Burrito: Simon Says

Reality show NDA

Entrance songs but only from James Bond movies

Time is an illusion and a social construct

Time is a flat circle

A homunculus amunculus

The bar scene

Boys and girls' bikes

This Is The Newz

Mermaid statue causes stir in southern Italy

Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant

Banana drama: ‘hungry’ South Korean student eats $120,000 artwork

Man dies after penis enhancement surgery goes wrong

Woman's ‘loud and full body orgasm’ heard during LA Philharmonic concert

Michelin star chef inspired to add ‘fish semen’ to the menu at high-end restaurant

Care home resident fulfills dream of watching male striptease show at 92

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Reminder: Japan has awesome all-you-can-eat cookies cafés

Tokyo real estate agency sends beautiful women with you on apartment visits for date-like mood

Japanese government seeking power to turn down private home air conditioners remotely

Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank

Double X Quantimino

Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk

Rawr is my OwO

Three and a half hours of a live music performance or movie

Avril, JTT, Utopia

Cool band name? - Hotass Pedxphiles

Prions

How much until you have to let your pet go?

Guesstimation Unknown: Mike's Way®

Boners for Algernon

Overthinking? Ruminating? Breathe.

This Is The Newz

Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight

Man 'tries to sell penis' at Eastern Cape shopping mall

Boy, 13, gets stuck climbing into claw machine for prize

German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border

Pair charged with throwing away ashes of stillborn infant

Baby Gooch: “I’m stillborn. I stay born. Go shop at Liz Claiborne.”

Officer Cottontail? Bunny joins the police force. Fur real.

RoboCop? No, RoboDog: Robotic dog rejoins New York police

Are robot waiters the future? Some restaurants think so

Japan police arrest 2 in food prank at beef bowl diner

Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/