Slaughterhouse Princess

Panman, come together with your pans

Save me, I'm together with your pan

Get ready for the cinematic equivalent of a potluck dinner as we somehow watch 6 different genres of movie at the same time.

No matter what, and we must stress this, do not crawl headfirst into the giant shell.

We managed to make a podcast that's longer than the movie we watched this week.  Whether or not that's a good thing remains to be seen.

Another shining example of why you shouldn't trust anyone who has a house with a dumbwaiter.

It's anthology time this week as we see how many horror directors can be crammed into a single movie.  It's at least 5.

We take a look at two versions of the second installment of Escape Room: Tournament of Champions to maximize the difficulty of talking about it.

We take a look at Escape Room (2019) this week, not to be confused with Escape Room (2017), Escape Room: Quest of Fear, No Escape Room, The Escape Room, or Escape from Marwin (AKA Escape Room).

We welcome the New Year by learning why you don't let your kid pick their own babysitter and something about ghosts.

We finish up the Fear Street trilogy with a trip back to Ye Olde Tymes where Satan was everywhere and Applejack was a thing kids were into.