Slaughterhouse Princess

We celebrate Father's Day in the only way that seemed right, coincidentally watching a made for TV movie from Japan in 1967 that features the word Son in the title.

Get your cameras out and don't stop filming no matter what, it's found footage time.   Will we get treated to a Cannibal Holocaust, or will we have a Paranormal Activity inflicted upon us?  Only time and this podcast will tell.

This time we almost manage to make a podcast that is as long as the movie we watched, thanks to our old friends digressing, self deprecation, and alcohol.

This movie serves as a warning about why you should never take a child's puzzle-based erotica and threaten to burn it.

We were of two minds as we tried to piece together our feelings on this dark comedy by way of Stuart Gordon.

We watched the movie After.Life, not to be confused with the website after.life which seems to be some kind of electro dance outfit.  Not that you would be confused unless you thought this was some kind of website review podcast.

In what might be a surprise to nobody, this is a slasher movie that takes place at a summer camp.  Don't worry, it has it where it counts.

The scariest thing about this movie is that the Director's Cut, which we watched, is almost two and a half hours long.  Yikes.

Get your tumblers of straight vodka and frozen pizzas ready, we have a long movie this week. At least we have special guest Bitems on this week to help us get through it.

Get ready for more merkins than you can shake a stick at, which in this case is just one.  But it a very pronounced merkin, so that has to count for something.