We take a trip into the woods this week for some horror comedy and a bonus installment of Nail Guns Don't Work Like That, hosted by Chris.

Due to technical issues last week, we bring you a double feature this week.  It's twice the movies and two-thirds the hosts, which works out to about an average podcast.

Normally, we won't warn you about spoilers, but this time we have to make an exception.  So spoiler alert, but if you are listening to this podcast, you've probably already seen it

Grab some scat and try to count all the up and coming stars in the most 90s movie we've seen so far.

This week our movie is light on horror, but heavy on anthropomorphic frogs and inseminating as many women as possible as demanded by the government.

Will Troy manage to break his streak of falling asleep during this movie?  Will we forget to credit Mike for this week's request?  Will Chris be able to remember the name of any of the characters?  We answer these questions and more this week.

We embrace our inner (and outer) nerd this week with a tale of heavy metalish music and live action role playing.

This movie reminds us of an undeniable, universal truth, kids will always think that a person with an eye patch is a pirate.

No . . . just no.

This week our episode features equal parts discussion of the vampire gangster movie featuring a frog wearing a frog mask we watched and Brett's feelings on some classic rock bands.  No, really.