Slaughterhouse Princess

What is there to say about C.H.U.D.?  It stars three people that would go on to be in Home Alone movies, has John Goodman's stirring performance as cop in diner, and something about radioactive sewer zombies that are eating the homeless.

We are treated to an opening with a silver Jesus, SpongeBob, a kid with two revolvers, and several other street performers committing an armed robbery.  If that isn't a good enough reason to keep watching, then all hope for society is lost.

We start off the new year right with our shortest podcast ever.  There were creepy dolls, jump scares, and hidden basements.  It also might be the longest movie we have done to date, or at least it felt that way.

The Human Centipede is back.  Be amazed at the new longer centipede.  Wonder why its shot in black and white.  Become upset that you will never get those 88 minutes back after watching it. 

In honor of the holiday season, we watched a movie with a serial killer who gets turned into a snowman by science.  Fun fact:  There was no snow used in the making of this film, but there was a carrot used very inappropriately.

Is this a horror movie or not?  We'll let you decide but one thing is for sure, this movie has enough blood, yelling, and kids being murdered to make it close enough for us.

In this movie-film starring Brad Pitt we get to see a different take on the horror genre, a killer that is preying on high school students who like to drink beer and make out.  When you can watch the movie on YouTube, you know you are in for a treat.

Prepare to be amazed by this 1995 classic that time has forgotten.  If there is a better movie film featuring a castle freak, we haven't seen it.

We dive deep into classic film this week and come up with a timeless classic.  It has everything a stereotypical 80's slasher needs boobs, bad acting, murder by power tools, and high school girls that all look to be at least 25. 

Due to an unfortunate accident involving asbestos, this week's episode is a little shorter than usual.  Sorry.  We did manage to cram in the same amount of swear words as a normal episode though, so maybe you won't notice.