Our April Fools’ one-shot gleefully skewers World of Darkness tropes with three gloriously over-the-top characters, a secret court hidden beneath a fast-food joint, and enough edge to cut through a dozen trench coats. Expect meta-jokes, rule-lawyering gags, and a parade of “I’m totally canon” bravado as the trio bluster their way from dance floor to corridors of power. It’s chaotic, improv-heavy satire—played for laughs, not lore—while keeping actual plot details under wraps.

 

Recorded as a tongue-in-cheek special, this mini-arc is a parody of grimdark pretension: katanas, sunglasses indoors, “chosen one” destiny speeches, and neon-drenched club drama all collide. You’ll hear deliberate table banter, send-ups of mechanics, and ad breaks lampooning gaming culture. This is not representative of our usual serious tone—just a celebratory roast of the hobby we love.