Well... hey again.. long time no see. Wait! Don't leave we didn't mean to abandon you for so long! Baby come back! We know we've been gone awhile, but we can all snuggle up by a fire together and chat about it...right?

This week we give you a significantly shorter episode, but pack it full of rants, reviews and new segment ideas. We discuss our cinema snacking crimes, Austin explains how he inadvertanly scarred a family member, and we both discuss how we're going to get Stephen King on the podcast.

Talking Points:

bear maize penises, peeing on the carpet, kidnapping stephen king, tuning your goddamn piano, and a great docu we watched recently (We Are Legion-Netflix)