It's your old pals Sure, Let's Call It News. We're back again with an episode that believe it or not was recorded before Halloween! This is also coincidentally being released on Austin's birthday, so yay! Anyway welcome back to our audio news palace, sit back and relax with us.

Well... hey again.. long time no see. Wait! Don't leave we didn't mean to abandon you for so long! Baby come back! We know we've been gone awhile, but we can all snuggle up by a fire together and chat about it...right?

This week we give you a significantly shorter episode, but pack it full of rants, reviews and new segment ideas. We discuss our cinema snacking crimes, Austin explains how he inadvertanly scarred a family member, and we both discuss how we're going to get Stephen King on the podcast.

Talking Points:

bear maize penises, peeing on the carpet, kidnapping stephen king, tuning your goddamn piano, and a great docu we watched recently (We Are Legion-Netflix)

4 WEEKS! 4 FRICKITY FRACKING WEEKS!! You probably all thought we were dead. Well hey we're back from the dead and we're coming atcha with some hard hitting news!

In this episode Emily discusses her various adventures over in Fiji, Austin explains how he was a dairy cow farmer for a bit, and the news continues to get more worrisome. Seriously... some of these stories just makes you wonder about humanity, but hey it's time for jokes!

Talking Points:

Dairy Cow Deaths, Pole Vaulter's Pole, The Serial Pooper, The Bronze Strip Off, Croc Crooks, Constable Frost, No Shirt Shenanigans, Octovaries, Animal Accessories, My Homie "Butter", Craigslist Corner, Hippie Palaces