A Florida Man tried to play "possum" by pretending to be asleep after cops caught him driving drunk. It didn't work. Imgaine how convenient it would be to celebrate all 4 of your kids' birthdays all in one day. Easy to do if you had quadruplets. But what if all 4 were born in different years? One Penn State Grad showed off what he learned in college by getting drunk at a Florida bar and then peeing off a rooftop on to the customers below.

In This Midweek BONUS Episode....

• Mom Calls Cops After Being 'Accosted' by Fellow Moms When Her 2-y/o Threw Sand at Playground
• Sick of A.I. at Taco Bell? Just Get Stupid & Say You Want "1,000 Waters"
• Would You Leave Your Partner For $1 Million? 43% of Americans Would
• Guy Wouldn't Leave Resident’s Roof Because "Drugs Were In The Chimney"
• A 'Sleeping Beauty' FL Man Attempted to Avoid A DUI Arrest
• Crazed Airline Passenger Claiming To Be "Realest Person" Gets Kicked Off Flight After Epic Meltdown
• An Alabama Preacher Leaves 5-y/o Alone in Car to Drink in a Bar
• Mom Keeps Giving Birth on the Same Date...She's up to 4 Kids Born on July 7th
• Mom Takes Down Deranged Woman Who Reportedly Tries to Break Into Cockpit, Hog-ties Her on Delta Air Lines Flight
• Woman Flooded with Calls About a Nonexistent Cat...Due to a T-Shirt
• (Young, Dumb) Teen's 'Joke' About His Manhood Forced Plane to Deserted Corner of Airport Over Bomb Scare
• Firefighter Ends Baseball Game With Fire Hose After Ball Hits His Car
• Nevada Man Chugs Tabasco and Challenges Random People to Fights
• Drunk Ad Exec and Penn State Grad Pees Off FL Rooftop Bar–Creates “Golden Showers” On People on Sidewalk Below
• Naked Man Steals Dinghy and Makes His Way Down The Hudson River
• Canada Is Calling Their Chief Transportation Fare Inspectors: "POO" Heads
• It’s the “Gen Z Stare”—On The Phone Trend: Do Gen Z'ers Answer the Phone...Without Saying Anything?
• FL Man Driving A Lawnmower On A Highway Gets Busted For DUI
• (Cool, or Creepy?) Device Uses AI to ‘Translate’ Your Dreams and Play Them Back For You
• Naked FL Man Found Hiding in Tanning Bed After Trying to Set Gym on Fire
• Ring Creates Flying ‘Spy Drone’ That Monitors Your Home in the AIR
  
  

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