“There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?” ~Danny DeVito

Ana is sick, so her grasp on reality might be looser than usual. Topics in this episode include a lot of churchy things, frozen pizza, and sleeves with thumb holes. 

Well, 3 down, only 118 to go. Place your bets now on how far we get into this show before giving up. This time our riveting commentary involves dog pregnancy, JoJo Siwa, and scruples. Also we love Ashley and this show does not deserve her. 

Ok so in this one we talk about pink eye, blanket forts, and the history of musical instruments. We also talk about the show, but that's not the fun part.

We talk for way too long about the pilot episode. Discussions include band camp, literal garbage, and LAYERS. As promised, there's plenty of dead air, interrupting each other, and repeating ourselves. Don't blame us if you decide to listen anyway, that's on you.

Carrie and Ana welcome you to Slo Tat. Before our actual first episode, we wanted to give you all an idea of what to expect from us. The answer, of course, is not very much. We talk a bit about Secret Life of the American Teenager in this one, but we probably talk more extensively about raccoons tbh.