Yes, we know 2021 ended like 3 weeks ago but we also know that we can do whatever we want because nothing matters.

Some will say this is a movie and some will say this is definitely not a movie. Whatever it is, we can all agree that it is at least the length of a movie.

People who don't like Billy Elliot are a lot like people who don't like dogs: you can't trust them.

For part one of Kit's ballet triple, we watch our second Powell and Pressburger joint of the podcast. Fair warning: this film is so good that we mostly talk about other things, like VR porn and how movies aren't good anymore. 

We dive into this peculiar British western to discuss psychedelics, The Bible, and just how bad a guy who beats his wife really is.

Thank God someone who actually read the book (Kit) showed up to explain the bottom feeder depths this movie sinks to to make itself an adaptation, almost in name only. This one sucks, folks.  

What do a pair of creepy twins, a weird goat. and a dude who can only chop wood have in common? Find out here!

It was recently pointed out to me that I think every movie is about movies. Which is awkward cuz…this movie, like most Coppola movies, is about movies. A poll for our many listeners: Is this film as well regarded as it should be? Doesn't it feel like this should enjoy much more iconic status than it does? Shouldn’t drag queens be dressing up as vampiric Lucy? What’s the deal? Sound off at [email protected], I think.

"Were horror movies even scary in the olden days?" asks the plebe. The cinephile sheds a single tear. I mean, this one isn't really. Maybe like a two or three on the spook-o-meter. But it's good! Shadows! Fog! A very gullible lady! All the elements are there.

Oh, hello, creeps! It’s that time of fear again: welcome to the return of Shocktober—or, in this case, Rocktober! Mike’s first up with the 1986 heavy-metal horror film, Trick or Treat. What did we all think of this largely forgotten, low-budget spookfest co-starring Ozzy Osborne and Gene Simmons and picked by notorious prankster Mike? The answer may sur-dies boo.