It's Small Appliances week! Holiday Oscar poorly describes Small Appliances as 'Appliances that are small.' How insightful. Anyway Sample Warmongers, we've got a soundtrack/alt-folk emotional-ballad with a secret message and a four-to-the-floor house anthem for you this week - both made with a Microwave, Kettle and Toaster.

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