Small Fictions

The long awaited bonus cup finale is actually here. Thanks for the support for season 2!

Lyrics for BlunderCats in case anyone gives a jobby:

Blunder cats are on the move

Blunder cats are loose

Feel the magic, feel the roar (roar)

Blunder cats are loose

Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats

Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!

Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats

Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!

Steppin outta the shadows, into the light

Blunder is here with his red grading pen

With an ear for a story and in no mood for shyte

Substitute Blunder is here again (again!)

Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats

Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!

Mr Teacher said fuhk no and bailed

Mr Blunder said fuhk yeah and this ship set sail!

Blunder cats are on the move

Blunder cats are loose

He's got too many children and can't get no sleep

But still hands out the A grades

Don't think he's a pushover though because...

HE LOBS UNGRADEDS LIKE THEIR HAND GRENADES!

Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats

Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!

Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats

Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!

SEASON ONE RYAN WON

SEASON TWO RYAN WON

BONUS CUP RYAN WON

SO EVERYONE ELSE SHOVE IT UP THEIR BUMMM!

Blunder cats are on the move

Blunder cats are loose

Feel the magic, feel the roar (roar)

Blunder cats are loose

*****

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What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It':

Pants came down

Knob fell out

People screamin

Runnin all about

It weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe me

I had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny)

I was transporting it back to its hive

Shoved it down my pants not gonna lie

What shocked me is it stung my bell end

Not the shaft or either of my nutsacks

Just the bell end mate it hurt like a butt slap (butt slap)

Pants came down

Knob fell out

People screamin

Runnin all about

The manager from boots called the cops

before i knew it i was surrounded

i was screamin "please have mercy my knob's took a pounding" (pounding)

They didn't care, told me to pull up my underwear

I said mate, are you having a laugh

You seen the size of my knob it looks like a giraffe

It's all swollen yeah from the bee sting

ain't you been listening bruv it's all I've been sayin

Pants came down

Knob fell out

People screamin

Runnin all about

Look, bottom line is the cops opened fire

I screamed "a bee done it, I'm not a liar!"

shot grazed my knob, shot grazed my gob

i got real scared man, started prayin to god

Cops ran out of bullets so i took my chance

boarded the ferry to calais, france

in france it's great: nudity is fine

it won't go on my record as another sex crime (sex crime)

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Pretty easy to imagine the future it turns out.

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The scoreboard gets TENSE in the penultimate episode.

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Things get very Sopranos this week.

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Getting alllll futuristic this week.

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See you in hell, candy boys!

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It's about to get James Bondy.

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Yes, we did accidently upload episode 6 last week instead of episode 5. Oops.

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With Mr Teacher now retired, in steps Mr Substitute Teacher...

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