Smart Nonsense

Smart Nonsense

By Dylan Jardon & Henry BelcasterBusinessEntrepreneurship
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Smart Nonsense episodes

  • I Got Water Boarded in Istanbul | Smart Nonsense #332

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    🕘Timestamps:

    (0:00) Intro & Forgotten Rainbow of Life

    (2:35) NYC Rant: The City That Don't Sleep Sucks

    (6:10) Mike Wazowski Body Problems

    (11:25) Turkey Trip: The Last-Minute Adventure

    (15:47) Beach Town Disaster: "Imagine This Place In Season"

    (19:32) Hot Air Balloon Rides in Cappadocia

    (23:15) Epic Hog Adventure: Tearing Through Mountain Ridges

    (27:38) The Ravine Disaster: When Google Maps Betrays You

    (35:42) Type 2 Fun vs Type 3 Fun: Two Ways to Handle Disaster

    (39:50) Istanbul: Soho House and Turkish Baths from Hell



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    48 min
  • We Went Back to High School | Smart Nonsense #337

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    Timestamps:

    (0:00) Brain blasted back to high school

    (0:58) Trade secrets spilled immediately

    (2:10) Using your own crappy product

    (3:45) Online test over stinky library

    (5:42) Calculator app disaster

    (9:36) Module 1: crushing easy problems

    (11:40) Bookmark management crisis

    (14:00) SAT prep = medieval torture

    (17:30) Score breakdown envy

    (21:20) SCORE REVEAL: Dylan's shocking 710

    (22:40) Pop's revenge: 730 domination

    (24:30) 80% effective, 10x more fun

    (26:35) Next step: actual studying



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    32 min
  • I Am Steve Jobs Now | Smart Nonsense #336

    Episode #336 with Henry and Dylan


    (0:00) One-take pod attempt fails immediately

    (0:28) Season of giving (all seasons)

    (0:54) Emptying someone else's dishes

    (1:12) Adults don't need kitchens anymore

    (1:40) Friend discovers pasta for first time

    (2:40) HubSpot returns to Clipt (full circle)

    (3:28) Wings smart scale confusion

    (4:42) Weather reports from bathroom scales

    (5:15) Snuffleupagus nose problems

    (6:12) The glasses revelation (she couldn't see him)

    (7:02) Forced CVS trip for allergy meds

    (7:35) Steve Jobs' right-hand man

    (8:14) Acupuncture miracle cure

    (9:36) Different doctor reactions to miracle cures

    (10:35) Apothecary and bloodletting remedies

    (11:02) Jobs died from minced apples (not really)

    (11:42) Acupuncture experience in Rhode Island

    (13:02) Learning from Steve Jobs' posse

    (13:29) Steve Jobs HATED styluses

    (14:40) "We're born with 10 styluses" (fingers)

    (15:20) Brain Blast draw mode drops

    (16:08) The pencil vs. phone writing challenge

    (17:18) The friction advantage (think before you write)

    (18:04) Big J delivers the coding miracle

    (19:10) Drawing on the app (it actually works)

    (20:30) Two-finger scrolling discovery

    (21:30) Smooth transitions between app screens

    (22:30) Product development priorities struggle

    (23:38) Disagreeing more when building software

    (24:45) Steve Jobs and dog-fooding your product

    (26:10) Game modes: solo, async, and sync play

    (27:30) Learning radians through Brain Blast

    (28:45) Getting crushed by lightning-fast answers



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    31 min
  • I Think I’m Evan Spiegel (Snapchat Founder) | Smart Nonsense #335

    Episode #335 with Henry and Dylan


    Timestamps:

    (0:00) WTF is this podcast?

    (0:55) Dad said don't (did anyway)

    (1:58) Creepy staring 101

    (3:30) Sunglasses hack

    (4:21) Pro-level glancing

    (5:05) Dog learns Chinese

    (5:38) Irish guy's Chinese flex

    (8:10) TRADE SECRETS ALERT!

    (8:44) Fake Spiegel texts

    (9:36) Peekaboo → Snapchat

    (10:30) Spiegel: genius or lucky?

    (11:42) Do one thing well

    (12:50) "Making an app" kills conversations

    (13:45) Two ideas, one dev

    (14:40) Channeling Jobs

    (16:12) Toilet-friendly SAT

    (17:45) Fat finger solutions

    (19:35) Pencil kit breakthrough(

    21:20) Infinite canvas hell

    (23:15) Everything is janky

    (24:40) Nobody's playing



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    27 min
  • Going Down the Mountain to Come Back Up | Smart Nonsense #334

    Episode #334 with Henry and Dylan


    🕘Timestamps:

    (0:00) "I'M SUPERMAN!"

    (1:17) Lone Nut Theory

    (2:04) Flat Tire Karma

    (2:28) Backpack Elevator Hell

    (3:15) Bike Almost Kills Everyone

    (4:01) "ISOSICLES?!"

    (4:58) BOWLING BEEF

    (6:10) Shoe Shine Brendan Exposed

    (7:05) "Down to Go Up" Philosophy

    (8:12) Lefty Strikes vs. Trash Spin

    (9:04) Airport Mind Games

    (10:15) Exit Row Anxiety

    (11:27) "I Believe Nothing!"



    Recorded April 19, 2025

    18 min
  • Turns Out We’re Building Snapchat for SAT

    Episode #333 with Henry and Dylan


    (0:00) - Intro

    (2:55) - Sweetgreen Rage

    (5:25) - Math Doesn’t Lie

    (6:53) - GOAT Gaslight

    (8:10) - Fries & Food Poisoning

    (10:30) - SAT Pivot

    (12:03) - From Mess to MVP

    (15:34) - Death to Curvy Lines

    (22:10) - Snapchat Scribbles

    (30:44) - Inbox = SAT Engine



    Recorded April 18, 2025

    37 min
  • Why I Chose Brown Over Stanford

    Episode #330 with Henry and Dylan

    (0:00) - Intro

    (1:17) - The Mike Trout Foul Ball Saga

    (3:02) - Feral Human Instinct at Baseball Games

    (7:05) - Baby Habachi Reactions & Reels Addiction

    (11:57) - The Art of Ambling in SF

    (14:31) - San Francisco's Startup Energy

    (18:54) - Evan Spiegel’s Genius Design Moves

    (22:44) - Stanford Vibes & Dropout Culture

    (29:33) - Why I Chose Brown Over Stanford

    (34:04) - Social Entrepreneurship & Cringy Teen Decisions



    Recorded April 1, 2025

    36 min
  • Hiring a Unicorn iOS Developer

    Episode #329 with Henry and Dylan
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  • (00:00) Podcast intro struggles

  • (01:45) Unexpected golf meetup

  • (02:22) Coping with stress through sports

  • (03:34) Food poisoning experience

  • (07:28) Discovering nightlife and friend group conflict

  • (12:39) Hiring process and candidate traits

  • (15:44) Challenges in selecting the right developer

  • (16:57) Frontend vs. backend debate

  • (20:38) Potential hackathon hiring approach

  • (21:54) Evaluating code quality and technical skills

  • Recorded March 21, 2025

    31 min
  • We’re Building the Next Duolingo..

    Episode #328 with Henry and Dylan
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    (00:00) Sickness update

    (01:11) Yes Man mentality

    (02:11) Weeklong birthday celebrations

    (04:58) Dating older women debate

    (07:02) Younger vs. older dating

    (09:03) Spongebob changes

    (10:15) New Spongebob vs. original

    (12:11) Work struggles

    (13:26) Brain Blast game development

    (23:40) Hiring challenge and CTA issues


    Recorded March 13, 2025

    31 min

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